1 00:00:08,148 --> 00:00:09,549 Hey. 2 00:00:09,617 --> 00:00:10,617 (beringer) hey, i'll be right there. 3 00:00:10,684 --> 00:00:12,318 Take your time. 4 00:00:12,386 --> 00:00:15,321 you mind if i get a drink of water? 5 00:00:15,389 --> 00:00:17,824 no, not at all. help yourself. 6 00:00:17,891 --> 00:00:19,726 [water pouring] 7 00:00:29,903 --> 00:00:31,137 [chuckles] 8 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:32,872 Not exactly beach reading, huh? 9 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:36,275 Do you understand any of that stuff? 10 00:00:36,343 --> 00:00:37,176 Well, most of these i can get through, 11 00:00:37,244 --> 00:00:38,478 But, uh, that one? 12 00:00:38,545 --> 00:00:40,079 can't get past the dust jacket. 13 00:00:40,147 --> 00:00:41,481 where's ted? laid off. 14 00:00:41,548 --> 00:00:43,783 Company's going with per diem workers, you know. 15 00:00:43,851 --> 00:00:45,985 You don't have to pay overtime, health insurance. 16 00:00:46,053 --> 00:00:47,687 Wow. that sucks. 17 00:00:47,755 --> 00:00:51,824 I don't mind. really, i'm not a 40-hour-a-week kind of guy. 18 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,793 Uh... 19 00:00:53,861 --> 00:00:55,728 if i could just get you to sign. 20 00:00:55,796 --> 00:00:58,665 Right. um... 21 00:00:58,732 --> 00:01:01,701 Hang on one second. i want to show you something. 22 00:01:01,769 --> 00:01:03,970 [chuckles] 23 00:01:04,038 --> 00:01:05,204 (sidas) [coughs] 24 00:01:05,272 --> 00:01:06,706 You're gonna laugh, but, uh, 25 00:01:06,774 --> 00:01:12,445 i swear, this guy james sidas looks exactly like you. 26 00:01:12,513 --> 00:01:14,113 Wait, hang on a second. 27 00:01:14,181 --> 00:01:17,216 This guy is you. 28 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:18,818 i saw a profile nova did on you. 29 00:01:18,886 --> 00:01:21,621 you're, like, the youngest guy to ever graduate mit? 30 00:01:21,689 --> 00:01:22,555 Standards were lower back then. 31 00:01:22,623 --> 00:01:24,724 You got an iq of 178. 32 00:01:24,792 --> 00:01:27,226 published three books and 35 papers 33 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:29,295 all before the age of 18? 34 00:01:29,363 --> 00:01:32,265 Yeah, uh, sorry, i really need to get going. 35 00:01:32,332 --> 00:01:33,900 So if i could just get you to sign off. 36 00:01:33,967 --> 00:01:36,869 All right. i'll trade you. i'll sign if you'll sign. 37 00:01:36,937 --> 00:01:39,839 i'm not that guy anymore. come on, man. 38 00:01:39,907 --> 00:01:41,140 This is the most exciting thing 39 00:01:41,208 --> 00:01:45,912 That's happened in this place in years. 40 00:01:45,979 --> 00:01:48,514 [sighs] 41 00:01:51,418 --> 00:01:53,086 [chuckles] come on. 42 00:01:53,153 --> 00:01:56,055 don't be like that. i'm paying you a compliment. 43 00:01:56,123 --> 00:01:57,724 It's... 44 00:01:57,791 --> 00:02:00,560 It's not that, um... 45 00:02:00,627 --> 00:02:01,928 My hand's not working. 46 00:02:01,995 --> 00:02:03,996 Hey, hey. whoa, whoa. 47 00:02:04,064 --> 00:02:07,600 You okay? 48 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:09,502 No. 49 00:02:15,375 --> 00:02:18,344 [massive attack's teardrop] 50 00:02:18,412 --> 00:02:26,185 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 51 00:02:48,942 --> 00:02:51,010 $2.32. put it on dr. wilson's tab. 52 00:02:51,077 --> 00:02:53,979 I don't know who dr. wilson is, and we don't have tabs. 53 00:02:54,047 --> 00:02:55,581 Do you know who i am? 54 00:02:55,649 --> 00:02:57,783 No. good. 55 00:02:57,851 --> 00:02:59,285 But, sir-- 56 00:02:59,352 --> 00:03:01,787 I got it. it's all right. 57 00:03:01,855 --> 00:03:04,323 Thanks. 58 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:05,924 Although i should make it clear 59 00:03:05,992 --> 00:03:09,628 That for two bucks all you get is top half, over the clothes. 60 00:03:09,696 --> 00:03:11,930 Any plans for turkey day? 61 00:03:11,998 --> 00:03:15,167 Go to my sister's for dinner. why? 62 00:03:15,235 --> 00:03:16,769 Just making pleasant conversation. 63 00:03:16,836 --> 00:03:18,771 I've heard tell of folks doing such. 64 00:03:18,838 --> 00:03:20,506 How 'bout we talk about this? 65 00:03:20,573 --> 00:03:21,807 15-year-old. 66 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:23,342 Recurring migraines and blurred vision. 67 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,576 Great. 68 00:03:24,644 --> 00:03:26,011 Really? sure. 69 00:03:26,079 --> 00:03:27,680 There's no point in putting a band together 70 00:03:27,747 --> 00:03:28,847 If we're not gonna play any gigs. 71 00:03:28,915 --> 00:03:31,283 Hold on. take this instead. 72 00:03:31,351 --> 00:03:33,018 I was expecting more resistance. 73 00:03:33,086 --> 00:03:34,320 That was the old me. 74 00:03:34,387 --> 00:03:36,188 New me is static-guarded and friction-free. 75 00:03:36,256 --> 00:03:38,924 Enjoy your drumstick. 76 00:03:44,297 --> 00:03:46,198 Ready to save some lives? 77 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:48,467 32-year-old courier. 78 00:03:48,535 --> 00:03:51,236 Ataxia, anemia, mild cough. 79 00:03:51,304 --> 00:03:52,671 Ct was clear. tox screen negative. 80 00:03:52,739 --> 00:03:53,939 What're you so excited about? 81 00:03:54,007 --> 00:03:55,374 Why wouldn't i be? 82 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:56,975 got all my starters back, 83 00:03:57,043 --> 00:03:58,544 plus a couple of first-class free agents. 84 00:03:58,611 --> 00:04:01,013 I feel like mike tomlin. 85 00:04:01,081 --> 00:04:02,815 probably not as much as you do, 86 00:04:02,882 --> 00:04:04,850 But you get the idea. 87 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:07,386 Ataxia and anemia could be viral. maybe west nile? 88 00:04:07,454 --> 00:04:09,421 No fever, lymph glands were normal. 89 00:04:09,489 --> 00:04:10,389 Anybody seen wilson? 90 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:11,757 Hyperbilirubinemia? 91 00:04:11,825 --> 00:04:14,259 Yeah, like that's a real thing. 92 00:04:14,327 --> 00:04:15,627 Meningitis. 93 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:16,762 Anemia's a stretch. 94 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:18,597 page dr. james wilson 95 00:04:18,665 --> 00:04:19,732 at 558. (taub) what about sickle cell? 96 00:04:19,799 --> 00:04:21,266 Guy's white. 97 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:22,801 Whites can get it. 98 00:04:22,869 --> 00:04:25,070 Come on. we get the tennis elbow and all the money. 99 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:26,505 Let them have sickle cell. 100 00:04:26,573 --> 00:04:30,709 Ttp's a better fit. he's right. 101 00:04:33,546 --> 00:04:36,715 What, you thought i wouldn't agree with him? ever? 102 00:04:36,783 --> 00:04:38,684 You didn't agree with him. that's why he dumped you. 103 00:04:38,752 --> 00:04:40,552 Oh, sorry. it was mutual. 104 00:04:40,620 --> 00:04:42,087 We're cool, okay? nobody's angry, nobody's hurt. 105 00:04:42,155 --> 00:04:43,288 (house) sounds passionate. 106 00:04:43,356 --> 00:04:44,590 Ttp makes sense to me. 107 00:04:44,657 --> 00:04:45,758 Not to me. 108 00:04:45,825 --> 00:04:46,759 what if he had a history of-- 109 00:04:46,826 --> 00:04:48,494 One big, happy family. 110 00:04:48,561 --> 00:04:49,928 Ttp it is. 111 00:04:49,996 --> 00:04:51,463 Confirm with a blood smear 112 00:04:51,531 --> 00:04:53,632 And adamts13 antibodies. 113 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,902 (voice on pa) dr. james wilson, please dial 558. 114 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:58,237 Can you cure it? 115 00:04:58,304 --> 00:05:00,038 Ttp isn't completely curable, 116 00:05:00,106 --> 00:05:02,207 But the symptoms are manageable with the proper treatment. 117 00:05:02,275 --> 00:05:03,842 Is this the treatment? 118 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:05,544 No, first we need to do a blood test to confirm the diagnosis. 119 00:05:05,612 --> 00:05:07,212 But he's gonna get better. 120 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:08,580 honey, that's what she's saying. 121 00:05:08,648 --> 00:05:10,449 I'm gonna be okay. don't worry. 122 00:05:10,517 --> 00:05:11,950 How can't i worry? you're in the hospital. 123 00:05:12,018 --> 00:05:14,386 I'm gonna be fine. 124 00:05:14,454 --> 00:05:16,555 (taub) you're sure everything was fine before? 125 00:05:16,623 --> 00:05:18,056 Given your educational background, 126 00:05:18,124 --> 00:05:19,958 You'd think you could at least find a job with a medical plan. 127 00:05:20,026 --> 00:05:21,693 (sidas) we have money. don't worry. 128 00:05:21,761 --> 00:05:23,262 (taub) it's not that, it's just-- 129 00:05:23,329 --> 00:05:25,130 I want to make sure we have all the information we should. 130 00:05:25,198 --> 00:05:26,732 My husband wouldn't lie. 131 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,902 It's okay, baby. he's just doing his job. 132 00:05:29,969 --> 00:05:31,837 He just wants to make sure i'm not 133 00:05:31,905 --> 00:05:34,173 A secret drug addict or an alcoholic. 134 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,676 Or hiding a history of mental illness? 135 00:05:37,744 --> 00:05:40,779 I work as a courier because i want to. 136 00:05:40,847 --> 00:05:42,448 it's easy. i don't have to think. 137 00:05:42,515 --> 00:05:43,582 It's too hard to think. 138 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:46,118 No, just unpleasant. 139 00:05:46,186 --> 00:05:48,720 no matter what i did, it really wasn't good enough. 140 00:05:48,788 --> 00:05:50,756 then i met dara. 141 00:05:50,824 --> 00:05:52,291 She didn't care how smart i was 142 00:05:52,358 --> 00:05:54,126 Or what i might accomplish in the future. 143 00:05:54,194 --> 00:05:56,128 it was the first time in my life 144 00:05:56,196 --> 00:05:58,363 that i was really happy. 145 00:05:58,431 --> 00:06:01,934 So i decided i would rather be happy than smart. 146 00:06:08,808 --> 00:06:10,776 [door opens] 147 00:06:13,046 --> 00:06:16,114 You all right? 148 00:06:16,182 --> 00:06:18,417 Sorry. i know you're not okay. i mean... 149 00:06:18,485 --> 00:06:20,786 She left. 150 00:06:20,854 --> 00:06:24,623 went back to chicago. 151 00:06:24,691 --> 00:06:26,425 Any chance of reconciliation? 152 00:06:26,493 --> 00:06:28,060 Nope. 153 00:06:28,127 --> 00:06:30,429 Sure you don't want to grab a drink after work? 154 00:06:30,497 --> 00:06:32,764 Figured we could talk about the perils of dating doctors. 155 00:06:32,832 --> 00:06:33,799 I wasn't dating cameron. 156 00:06:33,867 --> 00:06:35,133 I'm sorry. i didn't mean to-- 157 00:06:35,201 --> 00:06:38,504 I know what you're doing and i appreciate it, 158 00:06:38,571 --> 00:06:40,839 But i've got it under control. 159 00:06:40,907 --> 00:06:42,608 that's what you said about the dibala incident. 160 00:06:42,675 --> 00:06:44,476 And obviously you didn't. 161 00:06:44,544 --> 00:06:48,146 And talking about it obviously made things so much better. 162 00:06:53,219 --> 00:06:56,488 Didn't you think there was something weird about that guy? 163 00:06:56,556 --> 00:06:59,291 Not really. in fact, he seemed pretty normal. 164 00:06:59,359 --> 00:07:01,026 That's my point. 165 00:07:01,094 --> 00:07:04,363 Guys with iqs off the chart are usually completely... 166 00:07:04,430 --> 00:07:05,964 abnormal. 167 00:07:06,032 --> 00:07:06,999 Speaking of house, 168 00:07:07,066 --> 00:07:08,700 why'd you come back? 169 00:07:08,768 --> 00:07:10,335 I mean, you must've taken a major pay cut. 170 00:07:10,403 --> 00:07:12,170 Life's too short to worry about money. 171 00:07:12,238 --> 00:07:14,039 Your wife feel the same way? 172 00:07:14,107 --> 00:07:15,874 She's happy to cut back on some things... 173 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:19,111 Like sex. 174 00:07:19,178 --> 00:07:20,279 Why'd you come back? 175 00:07:20,346 --> 00:07:21,547 why wouldn't i? 176 00:07:21,614 --> 00:07:22,915 Like foreman said, nobody's angry. 177 00:07:22,982 --> 00:07:24,449 nobody's hurt. 178 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:26,084 Schistocytes. 179 00:07:26,152 --> 00:07:28,420 That means ttp. 180 00:07:28,488 --> 00:07:29,421 which is what we thought it'd be. 181 00:07:29,489 --> 00:07:30,622 Remember? this is a good thing. 182 00:07:30,690 --> 00:07:32,524 this is an easy thing. 183 00:07:32,592 --> 00:07:33,926 And house doesn't take cases that are easy, 184 00:07:33,993 --> 00:07:35,494 which means it's not ttp, 185 00:07:35,562 --> 00:07:38,864 And he wants to see how long it takes us to catch up to him. 186 00:07:41,501 --> 00:07:43,936 Schistocytes suggest ttp. 187 00:07:44,003 --> 00:07:46,204 Good. now what? 188 00:07:46,272 --> 00:07:47,906 Normally, we'd try plasmapheresis, 189 00:07:47,974 --> 00:07:50,108 But the patient has an albumin colloid allergy. 190 00:07:50,176 --> 00:07:51,443 So? 191 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:53,412 So that means we have to give him a splenectomy. 192 00:07:53,479 --> 00:07:55,647 Yes, it does. 193 00:08:08,561 --> 00:08:10,662 wilson? (man) no. 194 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:13,265 do you know where he is? not in here. 195 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:15,567 (thirteen) you're sure you want us to take out his spleen. 196 00:08:15,635 --> 00:08:16,702 (house) is that what a "splenectomy" is? 197 00:08:16,769 --> 00:08:17,803 I thought it was an ice cream treat. 198 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:18,971 Yuck. 199 00:08:19,038 --> 00:08:21,106 So you do really think he has ttp? 200 00:08:21,174 --> 00:08:22,207 you're not just testing us. 201 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:24,743 Yeah, like i have time for games. 202 00:08:24,811 --> 00:08:27,779 So why did you really take this case? 203 00:08:27,847 --> 00:08:29,081 Isn't it obvious? 204 00:08:29,148 --> 00:08:32,317 I'm fishing for a dinner invite. 205 00:08:32,385 --> 00:08:35,454 [toilet flushes] 206 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,595 Missed you at breakfast this morning. 207 00:08:43,663 --> 00:08:45,430 And lunch. 208 00:08:45,498 --> 00:08:46,798 I had a dentist appointment. 209 00:08:46,866 --> 00:08:48,300 you know where cuddy's sister lives? 210 00:08:48,368 --> 00:08:52,938 You see, this is why i don't answer your urgent pages. 211 00:08:53,006 --> 00:08:54,873 Because they're not urgent pages. 212 00:08:54,941 --> 00:08:57,743 I've decided what i'm gonna do about cuddy and lucas. 213 00:08:57,810 --> 00:09:00,579 I'm going to break them up. of course. 214 00:09:00,647 --> 00:09:04,349 it's given me a purpose in life, a goal, a raison d'etre. 215 00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:08,420 albeit a selfish, mean-spirited, childish raison. 216 00:09:08,488 --> 00:09:11,189 I think of it more as benevolent. 217 00:09:11,257 --> 00:09:13,659 There's only two possible outcomes for their relationship. 218 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:15,527 They split, or they stay together forever. 219 00:09:15,595 --> 00:09:16,962 If it's split, 220 00:09:17,030 --> 00:09:18,630 Then the sooner it happens the better for everyone. 221 00:09:18,698 --> 00:09:20,766 If it's stay, then my meddling won't matter. 222 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:21,833 [elevator bell dings] 223 00:09:21,901 --> 00:09:23,935 In fact, if they survive it, 224 00:09:24,003 --> 00:09:26,271 It might even make their bond stronger. 225 00:09:26,339 --> 00:09:28,874 How you manage to elevate your narcissism 226 00:09:28,941 --> 00:09:33,278 To beneficence is masterful. 227 00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:35,614 Indinner. 228 00:09:35,682 --> 00:09:37,516 Just 'cause i'm sentimental. 229 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,785 Dinner is at cuddy's sister's, which brings us back-- 230 00:09:39,852 --> 00:09:41,553 House, don't. 231 00:09:41,621 --> 00:09:43,588 I fished for an invite. cuddy wasn't biting, 232 00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:44,923 So i'll have to crash. 233 00:09:44,991 --> 00:09:47,826 I have no idea where cuddy's sister lives. 234 00:09:47,894 --> 00:09:49,728 Ask and thou shalt receive. 235 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:53,165 You can't honestly think i would help you with this. 236 00:09:53,232 --> 00:09:56,001 Not help me, help cuddy. remember? 237 00:09:56,069 --> 00:09:57,235 If you don't get it, 238 00:09:57,303 --> 00:09:59,538 I'll be forced to use more nefarious methods. 239 00:09:59,605 --> 00:10:02,474 Happy holidays. 240 00:10:04,577 --> 00:10:07,679 Huh. looks great. 241 00:10:07,747 --> 00:10:10,282 So he's all better? 242 00:10:10,349 --> 00:10:12,050 Probably be on some long-term meds, 243 00:10:12,118 --> 00:10:13,952 And he's about ten ounces lighter. 244 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:17,856 Other than that, won't even know it's gone. 245 00:10:17,924 --> 00:10:22,127 Did you hear that, honey? you're gonna be just fine. 246 00:10:22,195 --> 00:10:23,729 When can i get out of here? 247 00:10:23,796 --> 00:10:25,330 Everything checks out, less than a week. 248 00:10:25,398 --> 00:10:27,065 good, 'cause those boxes 249 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:30,469 Aren't gonna deliver colors. 250 00:10:30,536 --> 00:10:31,503 Colors? 251 00:10:31,571 --> 00:10:32,504 green... 252 00:10:32,572 --> 00:10:35,107 And orange... 253 00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:36,374 And ceiling. 254 00:10:36,442 --> 00:10:38,443 Mr. sidas, do you know where you are? 255 00:10:38,511 --> 00:10:40,212 Chewing. 256 00:10:40,279 --> 00:10:41,546 Jimmy? [monitor beeps] 257 00:10:41,614 --> 00:10:42,814 Shirt... 258 00:10:42,882 --> 00:10:45,350 He's stroking. call the cath lab now. 259 00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:47,419 Oh, my god. 260 00:10:48,904 --> 00:10:50,171 Blood flow's restored. 261 00:10:50,238 --> 00:10:51,672 there appears to be no permanent damage. 262 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:53,974 Good news is it turns out to be an exciting, action-packed 263 00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:55,242 Thrill ride of a case after all. 264 00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:58,546 Bad news is we took out his spleen for nothing. 265 00:10:58,613 --> 00:11:00,748 Thank god he's still got his appendix and tonsils. 266 00:11:00,816 --> 00:11:04,618 so what looks like ttp, acts like ttp, 267 00:11:04,686 --> 00:11:07,888 Tests like ttp, but isn't ttp? 268 00:11:07,956 --> 00:11:11,192 Cns vasculitis explains ataxia, and anemia, maybe the stroke. 269 00:11:11,259 --> 00:11:13,627 Ct would've picked up something. 270 00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:16,063 Hi, i'm greg house, a friend of your sister lisa. 271 00:11:16,131 --> 00:11:17,398 Could be dic. 272 00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:18,699 Lisa cuddy. 273 00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:19,700 sorry. wrong number. 274 00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:21,035 You gonna ask? 275 00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,771 I'm sure he's got a perfectly logical explanation. 276 00:11:23,839 --> 00:11:25,272 Can't be dic. no hemorrhaging. 277 00:11:25,340 --> 00:11:27,208 And i'm calling all 12 julia cuddys 278 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:28,442 Within a 100-mile radius. 279 00:11:28,510 --> 00:11:30,911 See? completely reasonable. 280 00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:32,780 acquired pancytopenia. wbc's normal. 281 00:11:32,848 --> 00:11:34,482 Hey, julia. 282 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:37,518 you're, uh-- you're lisa's sister, right? 283 00:11:37,586 --> 00:11:40,421 You sure? 'cause you are number 12. 284 00:11:40,489 --> 00:11:42,823 Maybe she got married and changed her name. 285 00:11:42,891 --> 00:11:44,992 Otis campbell. 286 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,160 Probably kept her first name. 287 00:11:46,228 --> 00:11:47,561 (foreman) the mnemonic for toxins. 288 00:11:47,629 --> 00:11:50,331 O for organophosphates, t for tricyclics, i for insulin. 289 00:11:50,398 --> 00:11:52,199 Or as i remember it, "moist place." 290 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:55,169 That's "place" spelled with two "l"s and a silent "b." 291 00:11:55,237 --> 00:11:56,904 Except the tox screen was negative. 292 00:11:56,972 --> 00:11:58,873 Standard tox screen--unstandard toxins don't show up on it. 293 00:11:58,940 --> 00:12:00,574 You two do an unstandard tox screen, 294 00:12:00,642 --> 00:12:01,976 You two search his home. 295 00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:04,979 Otis campbell's got to be hiding somewhere. 296 00:12:05,046 --> 00:12:08,883 Smartest guy in the world, and this is the best he can do. 297 00:12:08,950 --> 00:12:10,150 (chase) maybe he's doing what he loves. 298 00:12:10,218 --> 00:12:12,987 Delivering boxes was a childhood dream. 299 00:12:13,054 --> 00:12:15,256 Soda, processed cheese, 300 00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:16,657 Marshmallow spread. 301 00:12:16,725 --> 00:12:18,325 Nothing in here is capable of going bad. 302 00:12:18,393 --> 00:12:22,830 Ibuprofen, eye drops, cough syrup. 303 00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:27,301 You want to come over for thanksgiving dinner? 304 00:12:27,369 --> 00:12:29,637 You never asked me over before. why now? 305 00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,539 I just never thought of it. 306 00:12:31,606 --> 00:12:33,407 But now that we're both on the team... 307 00:12:33,475 --> 00:12:36,243 And my wife left me? 308 00:12:36,311 --> 00:12:38,312 Is that a bad reason? 309 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:44,418 No. but, uh, i'm okay. on both the food and friends. 310 00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:46,020 (taub) mice. 311 00:12:46,087 --> 00:12:50,624 Leptospirosis could explain the ataxia and the anemia. 312 00:12:50,692 --> 00:12:52,059 But not without a fever. 313 00:12:52,127 --> 00:12:54,161 You have someone to talk to? 314 00:12:54,229 --> 00:12:57,164 Yeah. who? 315 00:12:57,232 --> 00:12:58,499 What, you want names? 316 00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:01,535 look, you lost a friend. i get it. 317 00:13:01,603 --> 00:13:03,537 But i'm not kutner. 318 00:13:03,605 --> 00:13:06,674 Good, 'cause kutner never used to come over for dinner. 319 00:13:06,741 --> 00:13:09,043 I'm gonna pretend there's something interesting over here 320 00:13:09,110 --> 00:13:12,546 So you'll shut up. 321 00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,991 Actually, there is. 322 00:13:24,059 --> 00:13:27,962 He's got sketches of atomic structure, 323 00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:30,898 this one's full of math proofs. 324 00:13:30,966 --> 00:13:34,134 They're all old. nothing since '96. 325 00:13:34,202 --> 00:13:35,669 this isn't some homework assignment 326 00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:36,670 his parents forced on him. 327 00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:40,174 This is passion. 328 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:41,942 why would he want to stop doing this? 329 00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:44,678 Marriage destroyed his soul. 330 00:13:56,391 --> 00:13:58,325 Ooh. 331 00:13:58,393 --> 00:14:02,129 Or maybe it was just the booze. 332 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,267 Thank you, doctor, you've been wonderful. 333 00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:08,736 As have you, diana. 334 00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:11,305 be well. (diana) thank you. 335 00:14:11,373 --> 00:14:12,306 You're helping. 336 00:14:12,374 --> 00:14:13,841 Voluntarily. 337 00:14:13,908 --> 00:14:15,709 He's done six already. 338 00:14:15,777 --> 00:14:17,778 (house) figured you might be getting backed up. 339 00:14:17,846 --> 00:14:19,680 The holiday season and all. 340 00:14:19,748 --> 00:14:21,482 So which one of us slipped through the wormhole 341 00:14:21,549 --> 00:14:22,783 Into an alternate dimension? 342 00:14:22,851 --> 00:14:25,486 I have always loved to travel. and paint. 343 00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:27,121 Lucky number seven. 344 00:14:27,188 --> 00:14:28,589 House... 345 00:14:28,657 --> 00:14:30,057 I know you're trying to be nice, 346 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,292 But i also know you're doing it because you have an agenda. 347 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:37,698 Wow. sexy and smart. lucas is a lucky guy. 348 00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:42,703 The question is, is this a bad agenda or a good one? 349 00:14:42,771 --> 00:14:44,938 either you're trying to screw with me, 350 00:14:45,006 --> 00:14:49,743 Or you're trying to show me that you've really changed. 351 00:14:49,811 --> 00:14:54,114 So which is it? i'm dying to know. 352 00:15:01,456 --> 00:15:03,223 What are you doing for thanksgiving dinner? 353 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,161 Peace in our time. 354 00:15:07,228 --> 00:15:12,833 It cost me 45 minutes of clinic duty. 355 00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,802 This is a three-hour drive. 356 00:15:14,869 --> 00:15:16,470 have you considered the possibility 357 00:15:16,538 --> 00:15:18,172 That this is a fake address? 358 00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:19,540 You think she'd send me to a vacant lot 359 00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:20,507 For thanksgiving dinner? 360 00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:21,608 If she's smart. 361 00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:22,843 She is. 362 00:15:22,911 --> 00:15:24,712 That's why i ran it through motor vehicles. 363 00:15:24,779 --> 00:15:26,847 Good as gold. 364 00:15:26,915 --> 00:15:28,248 This cannot end well. 365 00:15:28,316 --> 00:15:29,616 I don't want it to end well. 366 00:15:29,684 --> 00:15:31,819 you should come as my date. 367 00:15:31,886 --> 00:15:35,255 You're not gonna want to miss this. 368 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:39,932 The unstandard tox screen was as clean as the standard one. 369 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,335 But we found vodka stashed away in his place. 370 00:15:43,403 --> 00:15:45,838 What's with the ties? 371 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:48,207 Makes me look adorably non-threatening. 372 00:15:48,274 --> 00:15:51,276 Party or party hearty? 373 00:15:51,344 --> 00:15:55,414 Liver failure would explain all the symptoms. 374 00:15:55,482 --> 00:15:59,518 Party. 375 00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:03,422 So guy's a brainiac, and his secret drug of choice is booze? 376 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,891 That's kind of pedestrian, don't you think? 377 00:16:05,959 --> 00:16:07,693 Talk to him. he's a pedestrian guy. 378 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:09,795 (foreman) with pedestrian alcoholism. 379 00:16:09,863 --> 00:16:11,530 Liver biopsy can wait until after thanksgiving. 380 00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:13,065 Yes, assuming the biopsy's gonna tell us 381 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:14,500 Exactly what we expect it to tell us, 382 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,535 It can wait till after new year's. 383 00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:18,871 on the other hand, taub and thirteen 384 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,005 can do the liver biopsy today. 385 00:16:20,073 --> 00:16:21,040 Why us? 386 00:16:21,107 --> 00:16:22,441 Juniority. 387 00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:24,076 welcome back. 388 00:16:24,144 --> 00:16:25,644 What do you want us to do? 389 00:16:25,712 --> 00:16:28,380 Same as me. have a happy thanksgiving. 390 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:33,652 I'm not an alcoholic. 391 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,220 Yes, you just hide vodka around the house for fun. 392 00:16:35,288 --> 00:16:38,223 I drink, just not a lot. 393 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,993 Since when do you drink at all? 394 00:16:41,061 --> 00:16:43,429 I have one shot when i get home from work, baby, that's it. 395 00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:45,330 So why lie to your wife about it? 396 00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:47,032 (sidas) because it's not important. 397 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,967 What difference does it make? 398 00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:51,503 That you drink every day by yourself? 399 00:16:51,571 --> 00:16:53,072 I have one lousy drink, okay? 400 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:55,507 Have you ever seen me drunk? ever? 401 00:16:55,575 --> 00:16:56,608 No, but you've obviously been 402 00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,010 Drinking enough to hurt your liver. 403 00:16:58,078 --> 00:17:02,581 my liver is fine. hold still. 404 00:17:02,649 --> 00:17:05,117 There we go. 405 00:17:05,185 --> 00:17:08,721 This test is a waste of time. 406 00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:13,959 [james taylor's games people play] 407 00:17:14,027 --> 00:17:17,930 ¶ ¶ 408 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:19,865 [sings fanfare] 409 00:17:19,933 --> 00:17:23,302 Hey. want some wine? 410 00:17:23,369 --> 00:17:30,776 ¶ ¶ 411 00:17:30,844 --> 00:17:35,414 All right. very good. here, we got this. 412 00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:37,082 string beans? 413 00:17:37,150 --> 00:17:40,886 ¶ la-la, la, la-la, la, la-la ¶ 414 00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:44,456 ¶ la-la, la, la-la, la, la-la ¶ 415 00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:47,159 ¶ la-la, la, la, la ¶ 416 00:17:47,227 --> 00:17:48,927 ¶ la-la, la, la-la, la ¶ 417 00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:52,631 ¶ ¶ 418 00:17:57,237 --> 00:17:59,471 Julia? 419 00:17:59,539 --> 00:18:01,607 no, i'm the house sitter. 420 00:18:01,674 --> 00:18:03,876 They're in hawaii for the week. 421 00:18:03,943 --> 00:18:06,345 ¶ oh, the games people play ¶ 422 00:18:06,412 --> 00:18:08,847 ¶ every night and every day ¶ 423 00:18:08,915 --> 00:18:11,416 ¶ never meaning what they say... ¶ 424 00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:12,684 Happy thanksgiving. 425 00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:16,321 Happy thanksgiving, you guys. 426 00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:18,991 You must be dr. house. 427 00:18:19,058 --> 00:18:22,861 I was told i should offer you a turkey sandwich. 428 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,564 ¶ talkin' 'bout you and me ¶ 429 00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:27,566 ¶ and the games people play ¶ 430 00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:29,201 ¶ oh, now ¶ 431 00:18:29,269 --> 00:18:32,137 ¶ la-la, la, la-la, la, la-la ¶ 432 00:18:32,205 --> 00:18:36,508 ¶ la-la, la, la-la, la, la-la... ¶ 433 00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,710 Tuna salad. closest thing they had to turkey. 434 00:18:38,778 --> 00:18:40,012 Thanks. 435 00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:41,513 But i'm hoping i can still get out of here 436 00:18:41,581 --> 00:18:42,648 To catch the tail end of dinner with my wife. 437 00:18:42,715 --> 00:18:43,916 anything? 438 00:18:43,983 --> 00:18:46,652 No cirrhosis, no scarring, no infection. 439 00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:47,686 Blood panel? 440 00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:49,588 Elevated albumen: 7.2. 441 00:18:49,656 --> 00:18:50,622 That's it? 442 00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:52,257 Everything else is fine. 443 00:18:52,325 --> 00:18:56,528 So it was a waste of time. 444 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:59,464 unless it's not his liver that's elevating his albumen. 445 00:18:59,532 --> 00:19:01,900 it's his kidneys. 446 00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,869 renal failure. explains the anemia. 447 00:19:03,937 --> 00:19:06,638 If he developed hyperkalemia, that would explain the ataxia. 448 00:19:06,706 --> 00:19:07,739 but the stroke... 449 00:19:07,807 --> 00:19:08,974 Ischemic encephalopathy. 450 00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:11,643 Nice. 451 00:19:11,711 --> 00:19:14,179 Except now we have to stay and test his kidneys. 452 00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:30,229 Key under the mat. 453 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:31,196 There's no key under the mat. 454 00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:32,598 oh, right. 455 00:19:32,665 --> 00:19:35,667 You need to replace one of your kitchen windows. 456 00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:39,271 i helped myself to your wine cellar. 457 00:19:39,339 --> 00:19:41,273 I'll leave a buck on the way out. 458 00:19:41,341 --> 00:19:43,709 you're not right for her. 459 00:19:43,776 --> 00:19:44,676 And you are? 460 00:19:44,744 --> 00:19:46,378 Less wrong. 461 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,248 Ah. 462 00:19:49,315 --> 00:19:52,384 Then i started thinking... 463 00:19:56,522 --> 00:19:57,589 What was i saying? 464 00:19:57,657 --> 00:20:00,659 You were saying it's late, and... 465 00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:02,361 She invited me. 466 00:20:02,428 --> 00:20:05,664 she didn't know if she should. 467 00:20:05,732 --> 00:20:09,468 She was trying to figure out if i really have changed or... 468 00:20:09,535 --> 00:20:13,939 If i'm just the same old s.o.b. i've always been. 469 00:20:17,243 --> 00:20:21,346 But she always gave me a chance. 470 00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:24,883 832 chances. 471 00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:27,085 and i used up every one of them. 472 00:20:27,153 --> 00:20:28,287 832's her limit. 473 00:20:28,354 --> 00:20:34,126 Make a note. 474 00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,628 How 'bout a cup of coffee? 475 00:20:36,696 --> 00:20:37,796 It's just instant, but... 476 00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:48,540 I'm pathetic. 477 00:20:48,608 --> 00:20:51,043 I don't deserve her. 478 00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:54,479 Okay, okay, all right. 479 00:20:54,547 --> 00:20:57,649 Uh, here. 480 00:20:57,717 --> 00:21:01,053 [exhales] 481 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,488 Maybe you should crash here. 482 00:21:03,556 --> 00:21:07,025 It's a sofa bed. 483 00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:09,594 I love her. 484 00:21:20,144 --> 00:21:21,344 Rhabdomyolysis. 485 00:21:21,412 --> 00:21:22,946 No edema. 486 00:21:23,013 --> 00:21:25,014 I trust you had a wonderful thanksgiving? 487 00:21:25,082 --> 00:21:26,883 I don't remember. 488 00:21:26,951 --> 00:21:28,618 So i guess i did. 489 00:21:28,686 --> 00:21:29,719 Multiple myeloma. 490 00:21:29,787 --> 00:21:30,687 No bone pain. 491 00:21:30,755 --> 00:21:31,721 You got drunk alone? 492 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:33,223 No. 493 00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,859 That would be a sign that i need to talk to you about this. 494 00:21:35,926 --> 00:21:37,394 Polycystic kidney disease? 495 00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:40,663 (thirteen) no utis or flank pain. 496 00:21:40,731 --> 00:21:43,666 Well, what if his cough is more than just a cold? 497 00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:45,168 He hasn't been coughing. 498 00:21:45,236 --> 00:21:46,503 It's in his history, and we found 499 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,171 A new bottle of cough syrup in his medicine cabinet. 500 00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:49,672 Cough could mean goodpasture syndrome. 501 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,441 Affects kidneys and lungs. 502 00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,777 Start him on immunosuppressors and dialysis. 503 00:21:53,844 --> 00:21:55,512 We'll do it after we run it by house. 504 00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:56,646 (foreman) he's not answering his pager. 505 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:58,481 Looks like he's leaving it up to us. 506 00:21:58,549 --> 00:22:00,116 Us, not you. 507 00:22:00,184 --> 00:22:01,785 (taub) and since we don't disagree, 508 00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:05,188 You can save your fight for another case. 509 00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:12,595 How long do i have to be hooked up for? 510 00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:15,265 Four to six hours a day until we see an improvement. 511 00:22:15,332 --> 00:22:16,633 What if you don't? 512 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,701 Then we keep doing it until he gets a transplant. 513 00:22:18,769 --> 00:22:20,036 you were sure it was his spleen, 514 00:22:20,104 --> 00:22:22,071 And then you were sure it was his liver, 515 00:22:22,139 --> 00:22:23,440 which he told you it wasn't, 516 00:22:23,507 --> 00:22:24,874 and now you're sure it's his kidneys. 517 00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:26,242 (thirteen) it's definitely his kidneys. 518 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,778 We just don't know why it's his kidneys. 519 00:22:32,383 --> 00:22:35,385 Any word from cameron? 520 00:22:35,453 --> 00:22:37,954 Nope. 521 00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:41,391 I started seeing a counselor after my diagnosis. 522 00:22:41,459 --> 00:22:43,526 She's really good. 523 00:22:43,594 --> 00:22:45,562 Why does everyone assume that everyone works 524 00:22:45,629 --> 00:22:47,363 In the exact same way? 525 00:22:47,431 --> 00:22:48,898 We pretty much do. 526 00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:50,900 Our egos want us to think we're all snowflakes, 527 00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:54,170 No two alike, but really we all want the same things. 528 00:22:54,238 --> 00:22:56,105 Love, forgiveness... 529 00:22:56,173 --> 00:22:57,507 Chocolate. 530 00:22:57,575 --> 00:23:01,110 Well, what i want is for everyone to leave me alone. 531 00:23:01,178 --> 00:23:02,912 [elevator bell dings] how do i get that? 532 00:23:11,922 --> 00:23:16,493 What did you say to lucas last night? 533 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,330 I know there were a lot of consonants. 534 00:23:20,397 --> 00:23:23,967 I don't remember how i got here, never mind what i said. 535 00:23:24,034 --> 00:23:25,835 well, i just talked to him. 536 00:23:25,903 --> 00:23:27,036 And he said he thought it'd be better 537 00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:29,205 If we stopped seeing each other. 538 00:23:29,273 --> 00:23:30,673 Said he didn't realize 539 00:23:30,741 --> 00:23:33,610 How much there still was between you and me, 540 00:23:33,677 --> 00:23:38,147 And he didn't want to get caught in the middle of us. 541 00:23:38,215 --> 00:23:42,418 I was drunk. 542 00:23:42,486 --> 00:23:43,720 Whatever i said, he can't really-- 543 00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:45,989 i've had enough, house. 544 00:23:46,056 --> 00:23:50,827 I actually felt bad about scamming you. 545 00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:55,231 But then you lived down to my expectations and then some. 546 00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:03,239 There is no "us." 547 00:24:03,307 --> 00:24:05,174 There never will be. 548 00:24:13,050 --> 00:24:14,617 It worked. 549 00:24:14,685 --> 00:24:17,253 Please tell me you're talking about a medical procedure. 550 00:24:17,321 --> 00:24:19,055 They split up this morning. 551 00:24:19,123 --> 00:24:20,590 You're the very first one i've told. 552 00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:23,426 And you think she'll start dating you? 553 00:24:23,494 --> 00:24:25,595 I'm sure she hates you. 554 00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:27,263 But her eyes say, 555 00:24:27,331 --> 00:24:29,899 "how will i ever pay you for that tennis lesson?" 556 00:24:29,967 --> 00:24:31,868 [sighs] what a shame. 557 00:24:31,936 --> 00:24:33,136 they'll get over it. 558 00:24:33,203 --> 00:24:34,337 I meant for you. 559 00:24:34,405 --> 00:24:37,874 I'll get over it faster than they do. 560 00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:40,777 Can't believe that lucas fell for my 561 00:24:40,844 --> 00:24:41,945 "i never say this because it's so personal 562 00:24:42,012 --> 00:24:44,280 Except that i'm drunk" profession of love. 563 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:45,882 Second-oldest trick in the book. 564 00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:48,918 You're right. it's his fault because he's stupid. 565 00:24:54,325 --> 00:24:56,025 He certainly is. 566 00:25:03,434 --> 00:25:07,070 You're stupid. 567 00:25:07,137 --> 00:25:09,939 Well, i'm rubber, and you're glue. 568 00:25:10,007 --> 00:25:11,908 He's not pedestrian, he's stupid. 569 00:25:11,976 --> 00:25:14,644 At least stupider than he should be. 570 00:25:14,712 --> 00:25:16,512 He's a dxm junkie. 571 00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:17,814 Dextromethorphan. 572 00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:19,682 as in cough syrup? 573 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:21,017 He wasn't taking it for his cough. 574 00:25:21,085 --> 00:25:24,053 It's cheap, available at your corner drug store, 575 00:25:24,121 --> 00:25:28,124 And taken in high doses, it's a dumb drug. 576 00:25:28,192 --> 00:25:30,793 Dumb drug. well, he obviously hasn't-- 577 00:25:30,861 --> 00:25:32,428 he's smart compared to you. 578 00:25:32,496 --> 00:25:36,032 He's a moron compared to what he was. 579 00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:39,836 "robotripping" lowers the iq. it also causes brain damage. 580 00:25:39,903 --> 00:25:43,072 Unless taken with the proper amount of ethanol. 581 00:25:43,140 --> 00:25:45,508 About one drink per day. 582 00:25:45,576 --> 00:25:48,277 he wasn't abusing the booze 583 00:25:48,345 --> 00:25:49,846 And taking the cough remedy medicinally. 584 00:25:49,913 --> 00:25:51,614 He was abusing the cough meds, 585 00:25:51,682 --> 00:25:54,651 And taking the booze medicinally. 586 00:25:54,718 --> 00:25:56,152 Bravo. 587 00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:58,554 Why would you do that? 588 00:25:58,622 --> 00:26:00,289 If you had a-- 589 00:26:00,357 --> 00:26:02,091 A gift, why would you just throw it away? 590 00:26:02,159 --> 00:26:04,360 I didn't throw it away. 591 00:26:04,428 --> 00:26:06,362 I just turned it down a little. 592 00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:08,831 When my brain was on low, 593 00:26:08,899 --> 00:26:10,933 Everything didn't seem so miserable anymore. 594 00:26:11,001 --> 00:26:13,736 Life was bearable. 595 00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:15,738 I thought that i did that. 596 00:26:15,806 --> 00:26:19,676 You do. 597 00:26:19,743 --> 00:26:21,978 (house) long-term abuse of dxm explains all your symptoms. 598 00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:25,481 Even--oh, sweet irony-- your cough. 599 00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:27,650 whole bowel lavage, activated charcoal. 600 00:26:27,718 --> 00:26:30,687 we get all traces of it out of your system. 601 00:26:30,754 --> 00:26:33,056 You'll be the unhappiest little courier in no time. 602 00:26:33,123 --> 00:26:36,526 I don't think i can live without it. 603 00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:41,764 You'd be surprised what you can live without. 604 00:26:41,832 --> 00:26:43,166 Make him a genius. 605 00:26:46,029 --> 00:26:49,833 I can't believe it. he looks so much better already. 606 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:53,768 we were thinking about calling gq. 607 00:26:53,836 --> 00:26:57,672 Lavage has removed all traces of dxm from his body. 608 00:26:57,740 --> 00:26:59,007 You're drawing again. 609 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:01,009 what is it? just doodles. 610 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,043 no, it's not. 611 00:27:02,111 --> 00:27:06,114 Come on, jimmy, i want to know. 612 00:27:06,182 --> 00:27:12,120 This is a toroidal helicon plasma device. 613 00:27:12,188 --> 00:27:16,224 It determines the amount of energy 614 00:27:16,292 --> 00:27:21,730 Expended by the subatomic particles. 615 00:27:21,797 --> 00:27:25,033 i'm thirsty. could you get me a juice or something? 616 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:28,069 Yeah, of course. 617 00:27:28,137 --> 00:27:30,639 I'm so happy, jimmy. 618 00:27:36,179 --> 00:27:39,981 I told you. 619 00:27:40,049 --> 00:27:42,751 Do you know what the difference between her iq and mine is? 620 00:27:42,818 --> 00:27:45,420 91 points. 621 00:27:45,488 --> 00:27:47,656 In relation, she's closer to a gibbon than she is to me. 622 00:27:47,723 --> 00:27:51,026 Having sex with her would be an act of bestiality. 623 00:27:51,093 --> 00:27:53,862 I assume you didn't marry her 624 00:27:53,930 --> 00:27:55,197 for her skill in applied physics. 625 00:27:55,264 --> 00:27:56,798 I just wish she could spell it. 626 00:27:56,866 --> 00:27:59,401 You really think you'd be happier 627 00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:01,469 With someone who could spell better? 628 00:28:01,537 --> 00:28:03,738 No. 629 00:28:03,806 --> 00:28:04,873 That's the problem. 630 00:28:04,941 --> 00:28:07,209 i'm the one who's a jerk. 631 00:28:07,276 --> 00:28:11,313 But i owe her everything. 632 00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:15,784 I want to want to be with her. 633 00:28:15,851 --> 00:28:20,589 And when i'm clear, i... 634 00:28:20,656 --> 00:28:23,825 I can't. 635 00:28:23,893 --> 00:28:27,295 Fainting, dizziness, shortness of breath? 636 00:28:27,363 --> 00:28:28,330 sometimes. 637 00:28:28,397 --> 00:28:30,932 Is the wait always this long? 638 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,634 Only on days that end in "day." 639 00:28:32,702 --> 00:28:34,336 Diarrhea, weight loss? 640 00:28:34,403 --> 00:28:36,104 A bit. 641 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:38,473 Don't you ever shave? 642 00:28:38,541 --> 00:28:40,342 Yeah. once a week. how 'bout you? 643 00:28:40,409 --> 00:28:42,611 Stomach pain, tenderness? 644 00:28:42,678 --> 00:28:44,279 every now and then. 645 00:28:44,347 --> 00:28:46,147 Are you this rude to all your patients? 646 00:28:46,215 --> 00:28:48,083 Oh, yes. don't think you're special. 647 00:28:48,150 --> 00:28:52,320 So we've got a lot of vague, unverifiable symptoms. 648 00:28:52,388 --> 00:28:54,923 Yet all the physical signs are perfectly normal. 649 00:28:54,991 --> 00:28:56,191 What do you think i have? 650 00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:59,027 I'm not sure, but i think it's... 651 00:28:59,095 --> 00:29:00,061 A lame job. 652 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,796 What? 653 00:29:01,864 --> 00:29:02,931 You're a rat. 654 00:29:02,999 --> 00:29:04,933 Insurance company sends you out 655 00:29:05,001 --> 00:29:06,668 To check on the quality of medical care. that's ridiculous. 656 00:29:06,736 --> 00:29:08,403 Is it really? 657 00:29:08,471 --> 00:29:10,005 'cause you seem a lot more interested 658 00:29:10,072 --> 00:29:11,539 In asking questions than answering them. 659 00:29:11,607 --> 00:29:13,575 Handwriting on your medical records is obviously 660 00:29:13,643 --> 00:29:14,943 Not a doctor's 'cause i can almost read it. 661 00:29:15,011 --> 00:29:16,411 And when you went out for a urine sample, 662 00:29:16,479 --> 00:29:17,946 I looked in your purse. 663 00:29:18,014 --> 00:29:20,282 Found the list of questions you were supposed to memorize 664 00:29:20,349 --> 00:29:22,183 Before you came to the clinic. 665 00:29:22,251 --> 00:29:23,351 I was looking for gum. 666 00:29:23,419 --> 00:29:24,953 You're an ass. 667 00:29:25,021 --> 00:29:26,154 Put it in your report. 668 00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,822 I tell you what. 669 00:29:27,890 --> 00:29:29,758 I'll give you 20 bucks if you'll pretend that i'm not 670 00:29:29,825 --> 00:29:32,794 When we leave this room. 671 00:29:32,862 --> 00:29:36,865 Remember, first ice, then heat. 672 00:29:36,932 --> 00:29:39,167 If you have any problems, don't hesitate to call me. 673 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:43,505 Thank you, dr. house. 674 00:29:43,572 --> 00:29:45,707 Wait a second. where's cuddy? 675 00:29:45,775 --> 00:29:49,110 Gone for the day. 676 00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:50,712 (house) hey, hey, hey! 677 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,647 Sorry. 678 00:29:52,715 --> 00:29:54,049 I can't remember if i've mocked you yet 679 00:29:54,116 --> 00:29:56,284 For being a male nurse. 680 00:29:56,352 --> 00:29:58,219 I think this counts. 681 00:29:58,287 --> 00:29:59,821 Fair enough. 682 00:30:03,159 --> 00:30:05,593 That isn't the man i married. 683 00:30:05,661 --> 00:30:06,928 Yes, he is. 684 00:30:06,996 --> 00:30:09,097 He's just smarter. 685 00:30:09,165 --> 00:30:10,632 give him some time. i'm sure-- 686 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,100 He hates me. 687 00:30:12,168 --> 00:30:13,702 his body is going through withdrawal. 688 00:30:13,769 --> 00:30:15,036 He's adjusting. 689 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,971 maybe he never loved me. not really. 690 00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:20,842 Maybe we never really had anything at all. 691 00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:22,811 (sidas) somebody help! 692 00:30:27,717 --> 00:30:31,886 I can't feel my legs. i can't feel my legs. 693 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:35,757 Anywhere. 694 00:30:35,825 --> 00:30:39,094 Nothing. 695 00:30:42,698 --> 00:30:45,233 We have to talk about this. 696 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,802 It's late. i'm tired. 697 00:30:47,870 --> 00:30:51,439 I know it's a big pay cut, 698 00:30:51,507 --> 00:30:53,141 Bubut i'll always have the chance to make money. 699 00:30:53,209 --> 00:30:55,877 i won't always have the chance to do this job. 700 00:30:55,945 --> 00:30:57,112 That's what you think? 701 00:30:57,179 --> 00:30:59,581 that it's about the money? 702 00:30:59,648 --> 00:31:01,616 So it's that i didn't consult you 703 00:31:01,684 --> 00:31:03,017 before i took the job? 704 00:31:03,085 --> 00:31:05,353 That was offensive, but it's not about that either. 705 00:31:05,421 --> 00:31:08,289 so then... 706 00:31:08,357 --> 00:31:11,826 Can you give me the first letter? 707 00:31:14,296 --> 00:31:16,431 When we got married, 708 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:19,467 You were an intern working 30-hour shifts doing grunt work. 709 00:31:19,535 --> 00:31:21,136 and we both put up with it 710 00:31:21,203 --> 00:31:23,037 because we knew that it was leading to something better. 711 00:31:23,105 --> 00:31:25,507 in your private practice, you are the boss. 712 00:31:25,574 --> 00:31:27,142 You call the shots, 713 00:31:27,209 --> 00:31:30,011 But now you're 40 years old, you're still doing grunt work. 714 00:31:30,079 --> 00:31:34,282 That's what this is about? you think i'm a wuss? 715 00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:40,188 He made you miss thanksgiving dinner. 716 00:31:40,256 --> 00:31:42,323 [pager beeps] 717 00:31:48,164 --> 00:31:50,565 (thirteen) vitamin b12 deficiency? 718 00:31:50,633 --> 00:31:52,667 Gives us anemia, numbness. 719 00:31:52,735 --> 00:31:53,868 (house) not a stroke. if he has a vascular malformation-- 720 00:31:53,936 --> 00:31:57,472 Anemia's not macrocytic. 721 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,808 Sorry to inconvenience you. 722 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:01,109 dying patients can be so thoughtless. 723 00:32:01,177 --> 00:32:02,110 Don't. 724 00:32:02,178 --> 00:32:04,112 Great comeback. 725 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:05,680 is that oscar wilde? 726 00:32:05,748 --> 00:32:07,148 come on, people. bone marrow malignancy. 727 00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:08,616 Wouldn't produce schistocytes. 728 00:32:08,684 --> 00:32:10,585 Lupus. 729 00:32:10,653 --> 00:32:13,521 Gee, thanks for coming in. ana was negative. 730 00:32:13,589 --> 00:32:14,889 what about you? 731 00:32:14,957 --> 00:32:16,991 got any predictable drivel you'd like to add? 732 00:32:17,059 --> 00:32:18,426 I think they've given you enough already. 733 00:32:18,494 --> 00:32:19,861 (house) well, at least they're trying. 734 00:32:19,929 --> 00:32:21,729 They're not just sitting there like roadkill. 735 00:32:21,797 --> 00:32:24,032 give me something. 736 00:32:24,099 --> 00:32:26,734 Give me something, or i'll get your ex-smarter half 737 00:32:26,802 --> 00:32:28,703 on the phone and ask her. 738 00:32:28,771 --> 00:32:30,605 house. 739 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:05,359 You're gonna be pressing charges? 740 00:33:05,427 --> 00:33:07,461 Against the ottoman i tripped over? 741 00:33:07,529 --> 00:33:09,630 against chase. 742 00:33:09,698 --> 00:33:13,234 I'm pretty sure the ottoman was acting alone. 743 00:33:13,301 --> 00:33:15,336 You free for dinner this weekend? 744 00:33:15,404 --> 00:33:17,405 At least three other people saw him do it. 745 00:33:17,472 --> 00:33:19,340 Mass hysteria. either night? 746 00:33:19,408 --> 00:33:21,342 I can't have doctors punching each other out. 747 00:33:21,410 --> 00:33:22,944 Oh, my god, who got punched? 748 00:33:23,012 --> 00:33:25,980 And more importantly, for chase's sake, 749 00:33:26,048 --> 00:33:27,249 I need to know if he's able to handle himself 750 00:33:27,817 --> 00:33:29,417 or if i should be getting him some help. 751 00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:31,787 Chase couldn't have punched anyone. 752 00:33:31,854 --> 00:33:33,588 he was with me when i tripped over the ottoman. 753 00:33:33,656 --> 00:33:35,524 If you're not planning on eating this weekend, maybe a movie? 754 00:33:35,591 --> 00:33:38,560 I'm not doing this, house. 755 00:33:38,628 --> 00:33:40,529 it's not fun anymore. 756 00:33:40,596 --> 00:33:42,764 Just do your job. 757 00:33:48,938 --> 00:33:49,771 [door closes] 758 00:33:56,645 --> 00:33:59,346 I need your help. 759 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:01,982 What happened to your face? 760 00:34:02,050 --> 00:34:04,952 I was mowing the lawn when the phone rang. 761 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:05,487 you're a computer. 762 00:34:06,055 --> 00:34:07,121 i'm gonna feed you data, 763 00:34:07,189 --> 00:34:08,556 And you analyze it. 764 00:34:08,624 --> 00:34:09,657 What, are you gonna feed me 765 00:34:09,725 --> 00:34:11,259 20 years of medical knowledge too? 766 00:34:11,327 --> 00:34:13,761 It's not gonna work. 767 00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:16,364 I know. 768 00:34:16,432 --> 00:34:21,469 But i don't have anyone else to ask. 769 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:22,937 It's lonely, isn't it? 770 00:34:23,005 --> 00:34:27,308 It's not that bad. 771 00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:30,878 Then you're not that smart. 772 00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:32,513 You ever tried to kill yourself? 773 00:34:32,581 --> 00:34:33,514 Not quickly. 774 00:34:33,582 --> 00:34:34,982 i did. 775 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:36,918 12 years ago i jumped off 776 00:34:36,985 --> 00:34:38,386 The top of my eight-story building 777 00:34:38,454 --> 00:34:41,122 Into a dumpster bin the day before pickup. 778 00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:46,361 i broke my collarbone, my leg, and three ribs. 779 00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:49,330 When i was in the hospital they put me on narcotics 780 00:34:49,398 --> 00:34:52,800 And suddenly everything was just better. 781 00:34:52,868 --> 00:34:57,905 i didn't feel isolated or lonely. 782 00:34:57,973 --> 00:35:00,041 that's where i met my wife. 783 00:35:00,109 --> 00:35:03,344 She was so happy. 784 00:35:03,412 --> 00:35:06,581 And dumb. 785 00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:09,584 And i was... 786 00:35:09,651 --> 00:35:11,319 Smart... 787 00:35:11,387 --> 00:35:14,422 and miserable. 788 00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:17,091 you tell me who the genius is. 789 00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:21,229 i fell in love with her buzzed out of my head, 790 00:35:21,296 --> 00:35:24,399 And i knew i wanted to stay that way forever. 791 00:35:32,775 --> 00:35:34,308 enjoy. [chuckles] 792 00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:38,713 Easier on your conscience if i die an idiot? 793 00:35:38,781 --> 00:35:41,883 What's a conscience? 794 00:35:51,293 --> 00:35:52,493 Which ribs... 795 00:35:52,561 --> 00:35:54,395 did you break in the fall? 796 00:35:54,463 --> 00:35:56,197 They on the left side? 797 00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:57,832 Yeah, bottom three. 798 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:03,037 that was 12 years ago. 799 00:36:03,105 --> 00:36:06,240 This probably cost me my marriage, 800 00:36:06,308 --> 00:36:07,942 So it better be awesome. 801 00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:09,844 Ferrous oxide contrast? 802 00:36:09,912 --> 00:36:11,112 (house) gets absorbed by the spleen. 803 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:14,615 Unless he doesn't have one. 804 00:36:14,683 --> 00:36:17,285 In which case it's absorbed by the liver, and fries that. 805 00:36:17,352 --> 00:36:18,820 You're killing him? 806 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:20,955 You think i opened him up and didn't take out his spleen? 807 00:36:21,023 --> 00:36:24,559 All organs do look kind of the same--red and squishy. 808 00:36:29,465 --> 00:36:31,232 Oh, my god. 809 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,234 Accessory spleens. 810 00:36:33,302 --> 00:36:36,003 Okay, that is amazing. 811 00:36:36,071 --> 00:36:38,005 12 years, eight stories, and a dumpster ago, 812 00:36:38,073 --> 00:36:39,574 he broke three ribs, 813 00:36:39,641 --> 00:36:40,842 Damaged his spleen. 814 00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,577 Bits of it split off, 815 00:36:42,644 --> 00:36:43,811 Circulated through his bloodstream 816 00:36:43,879 --> 00:36:45,279 Until they landed and attached somewhere else. 817 00:36:45,347 --> 00:36:48,683 So it is ttp. 818 00:36:48,750 --> 00:36:51,552 I just didn't remove... 819 00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,387 All of his spleens. 820 00:36:53,455 --> 00:36:56,357 16 splenectomies. 821 00:36:56,425 --> 00:37:02,196 Pretty sure he gets a set of steak knives with that. 822 00:37:09,371 --> 00:37:14,842 (chase) i can outrun you. 823 00:37:14,910 --> 00:37:18,045 Sorry about the nose. and the eye. and the, uh... 824 00:37:18,113 --> 00:37:21,282 Eyebrow. 825 00:37:21,350 --> 00:37:22,717 Guess i deserved it. 826 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,086 Well, if i thought that, i wouldn't be apologizing. 827 00:37:25,153 --> 00:37:27,388 Your fist slipped? 828 00:37:27,456 --> 00:37:32,760 Everybody kept bugging me, asking if i was okay. 829 00:37:32,828 --> 00:37:38,666 So you busted my nose to keep people off your back. 830 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,234 Pretty much. 831 00:37:40,302 --> 00:37:42,169 Making people even more worried about you. 832 00:37:42,237 --> 00:37:43,504 maybe. 833 00:37:43,572 --> 00:37:47,608 But at least they're not talking to me about it. 834 00:37:47,676 --> 00:37:48,910 Fair enough. 835 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:50,912 Cheers. 836 00:37:59,388 --> 00:38:00,922 Thank you. 837 00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:02,557 Don't be so grateful. 838 00:38:02,624 --> 00:38:06,494 You'll be delivering packages for 70 years to pay for it. 839 00:38:06,562 --> 00:38:09,664 Well, uh, thanks for our talk. 840 00:38:09,731 --> 00:38:10,998 it's been a while since i had 841 00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:12,466 a stimulating conversation. 842 00:38:12,534 --> 00:38:13,467 So what're you gonna do? 843 00:38:13,535 --> 00:38:14,869 Go back to my life. 844 00:38:14,937 --> 00:38:16,437 Which one? 845 00:38:16,505 --> 00:38:21,142 The one that has my wife in it. 846 00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:23,377 (taub) robotripping. 847 00:38:23,445 --> 00:38:25,313 How's she feel about that? 848 00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,847 well, she doesn't have to know. 849 00:38:26,915 --> 00:38:29,650 It's worked for 12 years. 850 00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:37,925 Tell your brain i said good-bye. 851 00:38:46,234 --> 00:38:48,502 Einstein's giving himself a lobotomy, 852 00:38:48,570 --> 00:38:52,206 And you're cool with that? 853 00:38:52,274 --> 00:38:57,578 Ignorance is bliss. 854 00:38:57,646 --> 00:39:01,215 Hold that pose. 855 00:39:01,283 --> 00:39:02,350 [beeps, clicks] 856 00:39:05,554 --> 00:39:07,622 I'll start with t-shirts and mugs, 857 00:39:07,689 --> 00:39:09,657 And see how it goes. 858 00:39:16,798 --> 00:39:20,401 Home early. 859 00:39:20,469 --> 00:39:24,372 (rachel) what happened to him? 860 00:39:27,943 --> 00:39:28,976 You beat up house? 861 00:39:29,044 --> 00:39:30,978 Just one right hook. 862 00:39:31,046 --> 00:39:32,480 Why? what happened? 863 00:39:32,547 --> 00:39:33,814 you were right. 864 00:39:33,882 --> 00:39:35,650 I told him we need to lay down some ground rules, 865 00:39:35,717 --> 00:39:37,184 got a little heated. 866 00:39:37,252 --> 00:39:39,520 That's not what i meant. 867 00:39:39,588 --> 00:39:40,821 Is he okay? 868 00:39:40,889 --> 00:39:42,657 are you gonna be fired? arrested? 869 00:39:42,724 --> 00:39:46,227 Everything's fine. 870 00:39:46,294 --> 00:39:47,561 Wow. 871 00:40:06,014 --> 00:40:07,782 Dr. cuddy. 872 00:40:13,488 --> 00:40:16,590 Can we at least be civil? 873 00:40:16,658 --> 00:40:18,659 How's your nose? 874 00:40:18,727 --> 00:40:20,127 It's okay. 875 00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:22,697 Does your kid like animals? 876 00:40:22,764 --> 00:40:25,199 I got tickets to that holiday carnival. 877 00:40:25,267 --> 00:40:27,635 I hear they have a nice petting zoo. 878 00:40:27,703 --> 00:40:30,538 I think i was pretty clear before. 879 00:40:30,605 --> 00:40:33,107 I don't mean with me. 880 00:40:33,175 --> 00:40:36,711 Here. take 'em. enjoy. 881 00:40:36,778 --> 00:40:40,247 No, thanks. 882 00:40:40,315 --> 00:40:43,050 They're not fake. i didn't steal them. 883 00:40:43,118 --> 00:40:46,787 One of the nurses was selling 'em for her kid's scout trip. 884 00:40:46,855 --> 00:40:48,656 I know it doesn't make things right between us, 885 00:40:48,724 --> 00:40:53,828 But i just wanted to do something nice. 886 00:40:53,895 --> 00:40:58,265 I don't want them. 887 00:40:58,333 --> 00:40:59,967 Okay. 888 00:41:00,035 --> 00:41:02,903 I'll see you tomorrow. 889 00:41:13,482 --> 00:41:15,316 They didn't split up. 890 00:41:15,383 --> 00:41:16,817 She wouldn't take the tickets. 891 00:41:16,885 --> 00:41:19,253 Of course. 892 00:41:19,321 --> 00:41:22,022 Windtalker code for "we never split up." 893 00:41:22,090 --> 00:41:23,824 House, she told you multiple times 894 00:41:23,892 --> 00:41:25,359 She wants nothing to do with you. 895 00:41:25,427 --> 00:41:27,361 I wasn't gonna be there. 896 00:41:27,429 --> 00:41:30,064 She just felt guilty that i felt guilty, 897 00:41:30,132 --> 00:41:32,233 so she couldn't take them. 898 00:41:32,300 --> 00:41:34,335 Either that or she didn't want to appease you. 899 00:41:34,402 --> 00:41:36,504 These weren't reparations. 900 00:41:36,571 --> 00:41:38,572 Just a simple gesture of remorse, 901 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,441 And she slapped it down. 902 00:41:40,509 --> 00:41:44,211 They didn't break up. 903 00:41:44,279 --> 00:41:49,049 She just wanted me to think that so i'd back off. 904 00:41:49,117 --> 00:41:53,487 Dare i ask what you're gonna do? 905 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:55,756 Nothing. 906 00:41:55,824 --> 00:41:58,259 I said they'd either break up or they'd stay together. 907 00:41:58,326 --> 00:42:01,395 They didn't break up. 908 00:42:01,463 --> 00:42:04,231 And you're okay with that? 909 00:42:04,299 --> 00:42:07,802 It is what it is. 910 00:42:07,869 --> 00:42:11,705 Good for you. 911 00:42:11,773 --> 00:42:15,342 Aah. 912 00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:18,379 [james taylor's enditol] 913 00:42:18,446 --> 00:42:19,747 ¶ ¶ 914 00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:20,881 House knows i lied. 915 00:42:20,949 --> 00:42:23,918 Why? what'd he say? 916 00:42:23,985 --> 00:42:25,820 Nothing. i could just tell. 917 00:42:25,887 --> 00:42:27,454 You want to stage another breakup? 918 00:42:27,522 --> 00:42:29,056 No. 919 00:42:29,124 --> 00:42:31,926 Oh, hi. 920 00:42:31,993 --> 00:42:34,595 It seems like he's gonna leave us alone. 921 00:42:34,663 --> 00:42:37,398 Why would he do that? 922 00:42:37,465 --> 00:42:39,797 I'm not completely sure. 923 00:42:40,798 --> 00:42:44,798 So, we have his blessing? 924 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:46,799 I guess so. 925 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:54,800 Maybe House isn't so bad after all. 926 00:42:58,101 --> 00:42:59,801 That would be nice, wouldn't it? 927 00:42:59,802 --> 00:43:06,802 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com