1 00:00:31,546 --> 00:00:33,514 One contest... Jon, one song... 2 00:00:33,681 --> 00:00:35,273 Trust me. Hit the fucking brakes. 3 00:00:35,450 --> 00:00:37,680 This place looks sweet. I'll get the boards. 4 00:00:37,852 --> 00:00:39,581 That's my boy. Yeah, fuck you. 5 00:00:39,754 --> 00:00:42,348 Hey. Who is this guy? Some freak from Santa Clara. 6 00:00:42,524 --> 00:00:44,458 - Don't worry about him. - Who gives a fuck? 7 00:00:44,626 --> 00:00:47,026 No, I'm not worried about it, I'm just saying. 8 00:00:47,195 --> 00:00:50,130 Listen, man, this is fucking America, man, not fucking Zimbabwe. 9 00:00:50,298 --> 00:00:52,129 Zimbabwe? Yo, fucking Caribbean, bitch. 10 00:00:52,300 --> 00:00:54,700 How many times I gotta remind you? Kiss my ass. 11 00:00:54,869 --> 00:00:56,632 Yo, leave this motherfucker here, man. 12 00:00:56,805 --> 00:00:59,433 I'll drive Miss Daisy, I'll drive your ass home, bitch. 13 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:01,404 Drive this surfboard right up your... 14 00:01:01,576 --> 00:01:03,510 Let's go. We're breaking in! 15 00:01:03,678 --> 00:01:05,407 Hey. Keep it down. Shut up! 16 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,138 - Shut up! - Why, are you scared? 17 00:01:07,315 --> 00:01:08,509 Yeah. Yeah, I'm scared. 18 00:01:08,683 --> 00:01:11,914 - Don't drop my board or I'll cut your throat. - Take this, Aryan bitch. 19 00:01:12,086 --> 00:01:16,250 I don't know where you found this swastika-waving wannabe skinhead. 20 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,392 - Get the fuck away from me. - Fucking psycho. 21 00:02:02,303 --> 00:02:04,567 Wait till you see the reaction on his face. 22 00:02:04,739 --> 00:02:06,172 Yo, it's corn-fed, fucking... 23 00:02:06,341 --> 00:02:09,242 What the fuck are you doing on my beach? 24 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:11,901 What you say, fussy? You're too red-eyed. 25 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:16,176 You don't run this thing. You run your pussy-whore blood-clot. 26 00:02:18,786 --> 00:02:20,515 He says that you don't own the ocean. 27 00:02:20,989 --> 00:02:22,616 Is that a fact? 28 00:02:22,790 --> 00:02:24,553 Let me tell you something. 29 00:02:24,726 --> 00:02:27,889 I own every drop of water between here and the lighthouse... 30 00:02:28,062 --> 00:02:30,326 ...as well as the sand and everything on it. 31 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:34,628 Which I guess now includes you. 32 00:02:39,807 --> 00:02:41,274 Hey, you know what? Fuck that. 33 00:02:41,442 --> 00:02:43,672 Why don't you just blow me, you old fuck? 34 00:02:45,346 --> 00:02:48,247 Hey. Take it easy, man. We're done here, anyway. 35 00:02:48,416 --> 00:02:52,546 Uh-uh. We're just getting started. 36 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,813 - Jesus. - We jumped your gate, it's not like... 37 00:02:54,989 --> 00:02:56,684 ...we went for a swim in your pool. 38 00:02:56,858 --> 00:03:00,316 - We'd never go into anyone's house. - Unless we were invited. 39 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:26,107 Hey. 40 00:03:26,718 --> 00:03:28,117 Make sure you take the head. 41 00:03:37,829 --> 00:03:40,389 Yo. Suck my dick, bitch. 42 00:03:40,565 --> 00:03:42,863 Hey, Shane. Check this out. 43 00:03:44,569 --> 00:03:46,366 Ow. Fucking... 44 00:03:47,505 --> 00:03:49,939 I think I hit the spine. 45 00:03:51,342 --> 00:03:53,902 Oh, you son of a bitch. 46 00:03:54,078 --> 00:03:55,807 You fucking... 47 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,709 Clear the shot. 48 00:03:58,149 --> 00:04:00,947 There you go. You ain't talking shit now, you bitch. 49 00:06:15,286 --> 00:06:17,311 Not bad, right? 50 00:06:19,490 --> 00:06:22,926 Not bad, not bad. 51 00:06:24,295 --> 00:06:26,820 Not bad at all. 52 00:06:27,665 --> 00:06:29,792 Right, little sister? 53 00:06:34,338 --> 00:06:35,965 Thank you. 54 00:06:36,307 --> 00:06:39,470 - Told you this was gonna work out. - Yeah? Then where's the sun? 55 00:06:39,644 --> 00:06:41,544 The sun's overrated. 56 00:06:41,712 --> 00:06:43,339 Gives you wrinkles. 57 00:06:43,514 --> 00:06:44,674 - Chris. - Come on. 58 00:06:44,849 --> 00:06:45,975 Get out. 59 00:06:47,218 --> 00:06:49,584 Be nice. I'm always nice. 60 00:06:49,754 --> 00:06:51,688 You're the one with the temper. 61 00:06:51,856 --> 00:06:53,915 Now, see? That wasn't nice. 62 00:06:55,359 --> 00:06:57,088 You're such an ass. Yup. 63 00:06:58,462 --> 00:06:59,554 Coming. 64 00:07:01,132 --> 00:07:03,828 - Oh, my goodness, look at you. - Hi. Hey, Aunt Jillian. 65 00:07:04,001 --> 00:07:06,265 I wasn't expecting you for ages, you're so early. 66 00:07:06,437 --> 00:07:08,200 We didn't know how long it would take. 67 00:07:08,372 --> 00:07:10,363 The last time I saw you, you were this high. 68 00:07:10,541 --> 00:07:12,202 - I drank my milk. - Come here. 69 00:07:12,376 --> 00:07:14,571 You drank your milk, you silly... 70 00:07:16,013 --> 00:07:18,777 And Nicole, come here. Come here. 71 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:20,315 Let me look at you. 72 00:07:20,484 --> 00:07:22,782 You're so beautiful. You... 73 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:25,115 You look so much like your mom. 74 00:07:25,289 --> 00:07:28,554 - It's totally blowing my mind. - Thanks. 75 00:07:30,361 --> 00:07:32,295 I'm sorry. 76 00:07:33,531 --> 00:07:35,556 I'm so sorry that I didn't... 77 00:07:35,733 --> 00:07:37,633 - That's okay, Aunt Jillian. - Didn't know... 78 00:07:37,802 --> 00:07:38,928 Aunt Jillian. 79 00:07:39,103 --> 00:07:41,003 - Thank you. - Look at me. 80 00:07:41,906 --> 00:07:44,397 Let's get you guys situated. 81 00:07:44,575 --> 00:07:47,635 So this is what we call in the business "a diamond in the rough. " 82 00:07:47,812 --> 00:07:53,079 It's got great bones, but it could use a little sprucing up. 83 00:07:53,651 --> 00:07:55,050 There we go. 84 00:07:55,219 --> 00:07:58,086 So there's the kitchen over there and some storage over there. 85 00:07:58,255 --> 00:08:01,281 Sleeping space here, living... Come this way. 86 00:08:01,459 --> 00:08:02,653 Half-bath through there... 87 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:06,558 ...and it creates a very nice rustic-y charm, feng-shui-type flow... 88 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:08,824 ...that leads us straight out to... Come on. 89 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,230 This out to here. 90 00:08:11,402 --> 00:08:13,461 There we go. Ta-da! 91 00:08:13,638 --> 00:08:15,037 Beautiful. 92 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:17,003 Just watch that step there. 93 00:08:17,174 --> 00:08:19,267 So lots of fresh air... 94 00:08:19,443 --> 00:08:21,274 Scat. Scat. 95 00:08:21,445 --> 00:08:23,276 Just ignore the old guy. 96 00:08:23,447 --> 00:08:26,280 I was thinking 650 a month, how does that sound? 97 00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:27,474 Six-fifty? 98 00:08:27,652 --> 00:08:31,281 I know, I know. I could be getting at least 800, but what am I gonna do? 99 00:08:31,455 --> 00:08:33,446 Charge you guys full price? You're family. 100 00:08:34,692 --> 00:08:36,660 Well, it sounds good. 101 00:08:36,827 --> 00:08:40,354 It is so great having you both here. 102 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:46,161 Here's the keys. Remember, Jillian with a J. 103 00:08:53,044 --> 00:08:56,013 I thought she was gonna let us stay here for free. 104 00:08:56,180 --> 00:08:58,808 Well, yeah. So did I. 105 00:09:00,317 --> 00:09:02,911 Does this even work? Yeah. I'm sure it's fine. 106 00:09:03,087 --> 00:09:06,284 - Plug it in, dust it off. - It doesn't work. 107 00:09:06,590 --> 00:09:09,252 Hey, Nicole. Check this out. 108 00:09:11,128 --> 00:09:12,857 Oh, my God. 109 00:09:13,597 --> 00:09:17,294 We're gonna put this up right now. These have got to go up. 110 00:09:17,468 --> 00:09:19,493 It's a safety hazard. 111 00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:22,867 - Right there on that nail, right there. - Oh, oh, wait. There? 112 00:09:24,508 --> 00:09:27,033 Now this place has everything. 113 00:09:28,946 --> 00:09:30,777 Chris, where are we gonna sleep? 114 00:09:30,948 --> 00:09:34,281 No, no, no. There's a bedroom back here, and we have that futon. 115 00:09:34,452 --> 00:09:37,353 Maybe we can pick up another futon, used, for right over there. 116 00:09:37,521 --> 00:09:40,820 - A futon? A used futon? - Yeah. 117 00:09:40,991 --> 00:09:42,390 Great. Yeah. 118 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,495 You know, I bet this is just like college, only not cool. 119 00:09:46,764 --> 00:09:47,958 You know what? 120 00:09:48,132 --> 00:09:50,623 Maybe we'll get out of here for a little bit, okay? 121 00:09:50,801 --> 00:09:52,598 We can unpack later. Let's go. 122 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:53,794 Okay. 123 00:10:04,548 --> 00:10:06,379 It's right here. 124 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,706 Hey, you wouldn't happen to have the time? 125 00:10:32,409 --> 00:10:34,843 Um... Uh... 126 00:10:35,446 --> 00:10:37,414 You're actually wearing a watch, so... 127 00:10:37,581 --> 00:10:38,980 Yeah. 128 00:10:39,483 --> 00:10:41,246 Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's broken, you know. 129 00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:43,010 Oh. Uh-huh. 130 00:10:43,187 --> 00:10:45,018 You're Chris Emerson, right? 131 00:10:45,189 --> 00:10:46,986 Yeah, yeah. What's your name, man? 132 00:10:47,158 --> 00:10:48,182 - Alex. - Hey. 133 00:10:48,359 --> 00:10:50,793 Dude, it's too bad you got kicked off the circuit. 134 00:10:50,961 --> 00:10:54,362 You were the most amazing surfer since Slater, since Powers, man. 135 00:10:54,532 --> 00:10:57,695 - You totally screwed that guy up. - Thanks, dude, I appreciate that. 136 00:10:57,868 --> 00:10:59,768 So, what are you doing here alone? 137 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:02,002 That sounded kind of creepy, didn't it? 138 00:11:02,173 --> 00:11:03,902 Yeah, a little. 139 00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:05,601 I'm here with my brother. 140 00:11:05,776 --> 00:11:08,609 Reason I asked is because it's not that safe around here... 141 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:10,747 ...for girls to be alone, you know? 142 00:11:12,750 --> 00:11:15,651 - Creepy, once again. Sorry. - Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. 143 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:19,687 Just, for whatever reason, this town manages to attract... 144 00:11:19,857 --> 00:11:22,587 ...a lot of freaks and weirdoes. 145 00:11:23,127 --> 00:11:25,220 Not that I'm a freak or a weirdo. 146 00:11:27,832 --> 00:11:29,424 I'm just gonna stop talking, okay? 147 00:11:30,401 --> 00:11:31,595 Okay. 148 00:11:32,236 --> 00:11:35,103 Wanna check something real? Check out the Frog Brothers' shop. 149 00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:37,263 I'm looking for some work. 150 00:11:37,441 --> 00:11:39,500 I got the place pretty much handled. 151 00:11:39,677 --> 00:11:40,837 Yeah, I know. I can tell. 152 00:11:41,011 --> 00:11:43,844 You seem really busy, but I was looking to shape. 153 00:11:44,014 --> 00:11:46,539 Well, in that case, yeah, check out Frog Brothers, man. 154 00:11:46,717 --> 00:11:48,810 He's the only real shaper we have around here. 155 00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:50,010 Where's his shop at? 156 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:53,623 Man, it's in the ass-end of nowhere, but I'll draw you a map. 157 00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:57,323 - I'm gonna give you my number. - Because that's not creepy. 158 00:11:57,494 --> 00:11:58,927 - Is it? - I'm totally kidding. 159 00:11:59,096 --> 00:12:00,154 Okay, sorry. 160 00:12:01,599 --> 00:12:03,294 I don't really even know your name. 161 00:12:03,467 --> 00:12:06,129 - Evan. - I'm Nicole. 162 00:12:06,303 --> 00:12:09,898 Just call me if you want somebody to hang out with. There you go. 163 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:13,207 Cool. 164 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:17,770 This should be it, right up here. 165 00:12:20,117 --> 00:12:21,778 Charming. 166 00:12:39,937 --> 00:12:42,906 Call me crazy, but do you really think anyone who lives here... 167 00:12:43,073 --> 00:12:45,633 ...would be able to pay you to shape? 168 00:12:45,876 --> 00:12:47,867 It doesn't hurt to try. 169 00:13:10,434 --> 00:13:14,029 - Okay, can we go? - No. Hand me a piece of paper and a pen. 170 00:13:14,438 --> 00:13:15,871 Why? 171 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:19,476 Just in case he doesn't have a phone, I want him to know where to find me. 172 00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:21,508 Oh, yes. Yes, leave our address... 173 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:24,807 ...at the creepy Texas Chainsaw Massacre trailer. 174 00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,677 It's a good plan. 175 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:48,670 I still think it's nicer than our place. 176 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,008 And what do you think the state of the shower is? 177 00:14:00,617 --> 00:14:02,346 Not good. 178 00:14:02,519 --> 00:14:04,783 I think I'm gonna give it a shot. 179 00:15:14,358 --> 00:15:16,792 Sorry. Did I scare you? 180 00:15:17,494 --> 00:15:19,485 No, sorry, you just... 181 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,730 I didn't hear you come up. 182 00:15:24,334 --> 00:15:27,269 You want a picture? It might last longer. 183 00:15:27,905 --> 00:15:30,430 Sorry, man. Just... 184 00:15:30,607 --> 00:15:32,234 You look exactly like Shane Powers. 185 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,502 That makes sense. 186 00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:37,742 What the hell happened to you, man? You had everything. 187 00:15:37,915 --> 00:15:40,975 You were the greatest surfer in the world and you just disappeared? 188 00:15:41,151 --> 00:15:43,210 I could probably ask you the same question. 189 00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:45,653 Right? 190 00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:48,849 Yeah, well. I don't know. 191 00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:52,757 The dust hasn't settled yet so I don't know what the hell happened. 192 00:15:53,197 --> 00:15:56,360 Well, don't take too long to figure it out. 193 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:59,331 But I had a chance to change my life and I took it, you know. 194 00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:01,328 Carpe diem. 195 00:16:11,248 --> 00:16:13,648 You got plans for tonight? 196 00:16:13,817 --> 00:16:15,341 No. 197 00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:16,812 I'm having a surf party. 198 00:16:16,987 --> 00:16:20,479 You should cruise over, meet the rest of the guys. 199 00:16:20,657 --> 00:16:22,522 They're killer. 200 00:16:26,830 --> 00:16:28,229 Can I come? 201 00:16:28,398 --> 00:16:30,628 No, I don't think it's a good idea. 202 00:16:30,801 --> 00:16:32,462 Why not? 203 00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:35,467 I don't know. A gut feeling I have, I don't know. 204 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:36,697 I just met this guy. 205 00:16:36,874 --> 00:16:39,809 Oh, please, you had a poster of him on your wall in high school. 206 00:16:40,911 --> 00:16:44,347 So I wanna go hang out at his house? He's... 207 00:16:44,515 --> 00:16:46,642 He's kind of a weirdo. 208 00:16:46,817 --> 00:16:49,479 - Weird is good. - No, weird is weird, all right? 209 00:16:49,653 --> 00:16:53,214 - I'm not going, so just save your breath. - What do you mean you're not going? 210 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,620 Chris, what are...? No. Get up, okay? 211 00:16:55,792 --> 00:16:58,090 - Get up. You need a night out. - No, I don't. 212 00:16:58,262 --> 00:16:59,889 Okay, I need a night out. 213 00:17:00,063 --> 00:17:01,223 Let's go. Get up and... 214 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:05,060 - Hey. - Hi. 215 00:17:05,235 --> 00:17:08,636 I don't know if the two of you are busy tonight or not, but... 216 00:17:08,972 --> 00:17:10,769 ...I have got The Goonies. 217 00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:13,400 Excuse me? 218 00:17:14,811 --> 00:17:16,244 The Goonies? 219 00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:20,747 Oh, my gosh, you mean to say the two of you have never heard of The Goonies? 220 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:25,384 You are in for a very serious treat. 221 00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:27,649 Oh. Uh... Actually, I mean, that... 222 00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:31,954 Yeah, that sounds fun, but we actually have plans. 223 00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:36,022 We're going to a party. 224 00:18:26,582 --> 00:18:28,049 It's not gonna be that bad. 225 00:18:28,217 --> 00:18:29,980 Talk to me after I have a drink. 226 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,053 I don't... Don't. Listen, you're missing out on the whole thing. 227 00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:54,456 And I mean, you know, it's... And it's Chris-fucking-Emerson and his... 228 00:18:54,727 --> 00:18:56,922 ...hot piece-of-ass sister, Nicole? Let's go. 229 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:59,189 What are you guys doing here? - Shane invited us. 230 00:18:59,365 --> 00:19:00,491 No, idiot, here in Luna Bay. 231 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:03,157 - Are you fucking stalking me? - We live here. 232 00:19:03,335 --> 00:19:05,235 Maybe we can get together again, Nicole. 233 00:19:05,404 --> 00:19:08,703 - You bar-bitching? That your new job? - Not you, maybe your hot sister, though. 234 00:19:08,874 --> 00:19:10,842 Speaking of which, it's been a long time. 235 00:19:11,010 --> 00:19:15,310 - You're looking really good in those boots. - Why don't you stop being such an ass? 236 00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,971 Ooh! Yeah, that's right, walk away. 237 00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:20,448 Nicole, you're looking good, you've really grown into yourself. 238 00:19:20,619 --> 00:19:21,643 - Fuck off. - Call me. 239 00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,287 I told you this was a bad idea. 240 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:27,687 - Forget about him. He's trying to get to you. - I don't care, I'm not staying at this party. 241 00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,852 Chris. No, that's stupid, we just got here. 242 00:19:31,430 --> 00:19:35,298 I don't wanna go anywhere, Chris, I wanna stay and have a good time, okay? 243 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,491 I'm not a kid anymore. 244 00:19:36,669 --> 00:19:39,832 I know you're not, but you're still my responsibility, so let's go. 245 00:19:40,005 --> 00:19:42,769 Okay, I won't get in trouble, okay? I promise. 246 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:46,570 I'll take care of myself and you take care of yourself, okay? 247 00:19:46,745 --> 00:19:49,543 Hey, man, what's up? Yes, dude. 248 00:19:49,715 --> 00:19:52,240 Dude, right? That's tight, bro. 249 00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:53,851 Okay, okay. Don't look now... 250 00:19:54,019 --> 00:19:58,513 ...but that little hottie over there by the fire is giving you all kinds of love. 251 00:20:00,392 --> 00:20:02,019 Have fun. 252 00:20:14,273 --> 00:20:15,797 Hey, Nicole. 253 00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:18,169 Nicole. Nicole. 254 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:31,883 Nicole. Nicole. 255 00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:35,788 - Whoo! Woo-hoo. - Hey, what's your deal? 256 00:20:36,228 --> 00:20:39,026 The deal is you're gonna go over there and sit by yourself... 257 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:42,133 ...and you're gonna drink these margaritas by yourself. 258 00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:45,236 - No, I'm not. - Jon. 259 00:20:46,438 --> 00:20:48,906 Better than the alternative, bro. 260 00:21:01,286 --> 00:21:03,117 It's a hell of a view, isn't it? 261 00:21:03,689 --> 00:21:06,385 Yeah. The whole place, it's incredible. 262 00:21:10,863 --> 00:21:15,197 Yeah. When I saw that view, I just knew I had to have this place. 263 00:21:16,602 --> 00:21:17,626 I'm Shane. 264 00:21:18,303 --> 00:21:19,327 I'm Nicole. 265 00:21:19,772 --> 00:21:22,240 Well, Nicole, how about I give you a little tour? 266 00:21:23,142 --> 00:21:25,167 Yeah, okay. 267 00:21:40,426 --> 00:21:44,089 So are you gonna make your move or are you just gonna watch me dance all night? 268 00:21:45,531 --> 00:21:47,294 I was waiting for my moment. 269 00:21:47,466 --> 00:21:51,027 Seems to me like your moment almost passed you by, cowboy. 270 00:21:51,203 --> 00:21:53,467 I don't know, you're standing here talking to me. 271 00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:56,631 Only because I have a weakness for surfer boys. 272 00:21:56,809 --> 00:21:59,209 And because I know who you are. 273 00:21:59,478 --> 00:22:01,173 You follow surfing? 274 00:22:01,346 --> 00:22:02,745 Surfers. 275 00:22:02,915 --> 00:22:05,110 I follow surfers. 276 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,055 And sometimes they follow me. 277 00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:28,238 This is un-fucking-believable. 278 00:22:42,321 --> 00:22:44,186 Wow. 279 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:47,782 - This place is amazing. - Thank you. 280 00:22:50,095 --> 00:22:53,895 So do you and your brother get along? 281 00:22:54,867 --> 00:22:57,233 Yeah. Well, most of the time, you know. 282 00:22:57,402 --> 00:23:00,530 - Kind of have to. - You have to? Why's that? 283 00:23:00,706 --> 00:23:04,665 Well, because it's pretty much just us now. 284 00:23:05,377 --> 00:23:08,813 Our parents died in a car accident a few years ago. 285 00:23:08,981 --> 00:23:13,281 I think it was actually a lot harder on Chris than it was on me. 286 00:23:13,452 --> 00:23:15,920 You know, I think that's why he snapped. 287 00:23:16,088 --> 00:23:18,056 Is that why he got kicked off the circuit? 288 00:23:18,223 --> 00:23:19,485 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 289 00:23:19,658 --> 00:23:22,456 And lost all his sponsors. Not the right image. 290 00:23:23,061 --> 00:23:28,328 So we started running out of money and that's how we ended up here. 291 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,161 Yeah. Yeah. 292 00:23:30,335 --> 00:23:32,064 Well, your brother's a good guy, huh? 293 00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:36,105 He just got a tough break. You both did. 294 00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:37,867 Well... 295 00:23:38,343 --> 00:23:41,904 ...I actually think death can be a positive thing. 296 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,308 You know, because... 297 00:23:43,482 --> 00:23:47,646 ...knowing you're gonna die makes you appreciate life. 298 00:23:47,819 --> 00:23:49,116 The whole carpe diem thing. 299 00:23:50,255 --> 00:23:52,553 That's an interesting view for someone so young. 300 00:23:54,159 --> 00:23:55,990 I'm not that young. 301 00:23:56,528 --> 00:23:57,893 Well... 302 00:23:58,864 --> 00:24:00,889 Dying is a part of living, you know? 303 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:04,467 It's something that's gonna happen to all of us someday, right? 304 00:24:05,704 --> 00:24:07,638 That depends. 305 00:24:10,776 --> 00:24:12,334 I wanna try something. 306 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:24,855 I want you to take this dead rose in your hand. 307 00:24:34,366 --> 00:24:38,496 I believe that it's possible for us to change reality... 308 00:24:38,670 --> 00:24:40,262 ...through sheer force of will. 309 00:24:40,706 --> 00:24:42,674 You think that's possible? 310 00:24:42,841 --> 00:24:44,900 Um... 311 00:24:46,044 --> 00:24:48,877 - I guess so. - You guess so or you know so? 312 00:24:51,483 --> 00:24:53,576 - I know so. - You know so. 313 00:24:53,752 --> 00:24:56,380 Okay, well, then close your eyes. 314 00:24:56,855 --> 00:24:58,789 Close your eyes. 315 00:24:59,591 --> 00:25:01,252 Now focus on this rose... 316 00:25:01,426 --> 00:25:05,760 ...and try to imagine what it must have been like when it was alive and vital. 317 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:10,528 Do you feel anything? 318 00:25:11,103 --> 00:25:13,765 - Definitely. - Mm-hm. 319 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,569 Open your eyes. 320 00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:23,406 Oh, my God. 321 00:25:23,715 --> 00:25:26,206 How did you do that? 322 00:25:27,552 --> 00:25:29,042 Magic. 323 00:25:29,221 --> 00:25:31,189 And I didn't do it... 324 00:25:33,692 --> 00:25:37,389 ...we did it, together. 325 00:25:37,763 --> 00:25:39,060 What is it? 326 00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:41,796 It's good, try it. 327 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,669 - Smells good. - Mm-hm. 328 00:25:51,843 --> 00:25:53,572 What do you think? 329 00:25:56,314 --> 00:25:57,941 I like it. 330 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:07,723 - You okay? - Yeah. 331 00:26:07,893 --> 00:26:10,361 It just went right to my head. 332 00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,423 You wanna go outside and get some fresh air? 333 00:26:14,599 --> 00:26:17,067 Yeah? Let's go. 334 00:26:34,148 --> 00:26:36,309 You wanna go for a ride? 335 00:26:37,952 --> 00:26:40,477 I don't know. It's kind of cold out. 336 00:26:40,655 --> 00:26:44,182 Well, that's what this is for. 337 00:27:05,246 --> 00:27:06,474 - Yo, Jon-Jon. Hey. 338 00:27:06,647 --> 00:27:08,080 Watch the pretty boy there. 339 00:27:08,249 --> 00:27:10,615 So here we are. Let's show him a little something. 340 00:27:10,785 --> 00:27:12,013 - Yeah. - Come, now. 341 00:27:14,088 --> 00:27:16,147 - Why don't you come upstairs with me... - Yo, Kyle. 342 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:21,525 What the fuck? 343 00:27:23,898 --> 00:27:25,832 What is it? What? 344 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:29,132 Fuck. It fucking stings, man, that's not cool. 345 00:27:30,471 --> 00:27:33,463 Fucking asshole, man. I'm trying to get fucking laid. 346 00:27:33,641 --> 00:27:36,633 This is a fucking brand-new shirt, prick. Come here, come here. 347 00:27:36,811 --> 00:27:38,938 Come here. Give me the fucking knife. 348 00:27:39,947 --> 00:27:41,778 What the fuck? 349 00:27:42,350 --> 00:27:44,648 - Come back here. - Oh, down he goes. 350 00:27:45,219 --> 00:27:46,516 I'm sorry. 351 00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,279 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 352 00:27:48,456 --> 00:27:50,390 I have to go check on my sister. 353 00:27:50,558 --> 00:27:53,083 - Your sister? - Sorry. 354 00:27:53,261 --> 00:27:55,991 So you go that way, huh? I can do that. 355 00:27:56,164 --> 00:27:57,927 - Sorry, I gotta go. - Wait. Don't leave. 356 00:27:58,099 --> 00:27:59,464 - I gotta go. - Don't leave. 357 00:27:59,634 --> 00:28:01,659 - Come on. - Don't. Stay. 358 00:28:01,836 --> 00:28:04,304 - Sorry. - Come. 359 00:29:11,539 --> 00:29:13,131 Feel better? 360 00:29:13,307 --> 00:29:15,172 - Much. - Yeah? 361 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:44,603 I'm sure she's fine, she's with Shane. 362 00:29:44,772 --> 00:29:46,103 You know, Shane's a good guy. 363 00:29:46,274 --> 00:29:49,300 If I were you, I'd be happy that he's into your sister. 364 00:29:54,715 --> 00:29:57,013 Hey, get off the bike. 365 00:29:57,652 --> 00:29:59,176 - What? Chris. - What's up, buddy? 366 00:29:59,353 --> 00:30:01,116 - Get off the bike. - Is there a problem? 367 00:30:01,289 --> 00:30:04,087 No, dude, this is between me and my sister, man. Thank you. 368 00:30:04,258 --> 00:30:07,523 She can handle herself, man. Believe me. 369 00:30:07,695 --> 00:30:08,992 Chris. Oh, hell, no. 370 00:30:09,597 --> 00:30:11,030 - Chris. - Jon. 371 00:30:11,198 --> 00:30:12,688 - Take it easy. - Let him go. 372 00:30:12,867 --> 00:30:14,300 - Calm down. - Get off of me. 373 00:30:14,468 --> 00:30:16,936 - Overprotective much? - She's my family, asshole. 374 00:30:17,104 --> 00:30:19,834 Cool it, bitch. Settle down. 375 00:30:20,341 --> 00:30:21,569 - Let him go. - What? 376 00:30:21,742 --> 00:30:23,175 Let him go. 377 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:33,219 Stay the hell away from my sister. 378 00:30:35,222 --> 00:30:36,780 Don't. 379 00:30:36,958 --> 00:30:39,017 Stay the hell out of Malibu, Lebowski. 380 00:30:39,193 --> 00:30:41,559 Stop walking like a fag. 381 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:08,814 I knew we shouldn't have gone to that party. 382 00:31:08,990 --> 00:31:13,825 I asked you, like, to do two things, and you completely ignore me. 383 00:31:13,995 --> 00:31:16,190 Do not hang out with some dude you don't know... 384 00:31:16,364 --> 00:31:18,832 ...and don't go up to his room to party with the guy. 385 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,729 - Okay, Chris. I get it. - What is that? 386 00:31:20,901 --> 00:31:22,664 Stop it. 387 00:31:24,171 --> 00:31:27,072 - Should have told me where you were... - That's enough, stop it. 388 00:31:27,241 --> 00:31:29,675 Stop trying to be my dad. 389 00:31:33,447 --> 00:31:35,039 Oh, my God. 390 00:31:35,649 --> 00:31:37,480 Oh, my God. 391 00:31:37,985 --> 00:31:40,954 Chris, something is seriously wrong with me right now. 392 00:31:41,522 --> 00:31:44,047 Nothing's wrong with you, you're just drunk. 393 00:31:44,225 --> 00:31:45,556 Chris, I am not drunk. 394 00:31:45,726 --> 00:31:48,058 Something is seriously the matter with me. 395 00:31:48,229 --> 00:31:51,528 Okay, just hang on a little bit, all right? We're almost home. 396 00:31:51,699 --> 00:31:54,463 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm gonna... 397 00:32:01,008 --> 00:32:02,737 My stomach. 398 00:32:03,344 --> 00:32:05,039 Look, all right, we're almost there. 399 00:32:05,212 --> 00:32:07,840 I'm telling you, there is something seriously the matter. 400 00:32:08,015 --> 00:32:11,678 You're fine. You just need a glass of water and some Advil. 401 00:32:11,852 --> 00:32:13,877 All right, you're just drunk. 402 00:32:15,756 --> 00:32:17,451 I am not drunk. 403 00:32:18,392 --> 00:32:20,223 - Nicole. Nicole. - I'm sick. 404 00:32:30,571 --> 00:32:33,062 Chris Emerson? I'm Edgar Frog. 405 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,073 Surfboard shaper and vampire hunter. 406 00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:38,034 What? 407 00:32:38,679 --> 00:32:41,079 - Hey, get... - What are you doing? 408 00:32:45,152 --> 00:32:49,088 You don't know what you're doing. I'm trying to save you, your sister's infected. 409 00:32:49,256 --> 00:32:51,747 - What are you talking about? - She's one of the undead. 410 00:32:52,193 --> 00:32:53,285 Get... 411 00:32:53,461 --> 00:32:55,190 Get out of my house. 412 00:32:55,362 --> 00:32:56,761 It's your funeral, pal. 413 00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:31,690 I told you to get the hell out of here, man. 414 00:33:31,866 --> 00:33:33,197 Hi. 415 00:33:35,169 --> 00:33:36,693 Hi. 416 00:33:36,871 --> 00:33:39,704 We didn't get to finish what we started. 417 00:33:40,007 --> 00:33:41,474 Yeah. 418 00:33:44,111 --> 00:33:46,443 Well, aren't you gonna invite me in? 419 00:33:48,415 --> 00:33:51,646 Now's not the best time. 420 00:33:58,092 --> 00:33:59,559 Yeah. 421 00:33:59,894 --> 00:34:02,328 Okay. Come on in. 422 00:34:11,205 --> 00:34:13,833 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm not... 423 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:18,502 - I can't do this with my sister back there. - Let me see if I can change your mind. 424 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,203 Yeah? 425 00:34:40,301 --> 00:34:42,326 You taste good. 426 00:34:46,774 --> 00:34:48,469 Oh, hey. 427 00:34:48,876 --> 00:34:51,504 Lisa, get off. Stop. 428 00:34:54,048 --> 00:34:55,310 Lisa, stop it. 429 00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:59,113 Seriously, get... What's the matter with you? 430 00:35:00,020 --> 00:35:01,351 Stop. Seriously, stop. 431 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:04,314 Get off me. 432 00:35:04,491 --> 00:35:05,617 Lisa, get off. 433 00:35:06,894 --> 00:35:08,088 Lisa, get off. 434 00:36:08,783 --> 00:36:09,783 Lisa? 435 00:36:09,784 --> 00:36:10,784 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 436 00:36:10,785 --> 00:36:11,785 What the fuck? 437 00:36:11,786 --> 00:36:14,311 Hey, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Whoa. 438 00:36:14,489 --> 00:36:15,513 Whoa. 439 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:18,818 Let's get something straight. I let you get away with that shit... 440 00:36:18,994 --> 00:36:22,794 ...because I understand what it's like to lose a family member to the other side. 441 00:36:22,964 --> 00:36:27,264 If it happens again, you're gonna end up on the wrong side of the stake, are we clear? 442 00:36:28,136 --> 00:36:30,366 - Mm-hm. - Good. 443 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,238 It's cool, man. Look, I just... 444 00:36:34,409 --> 00:36:37,537 I don't understand what's going on, all right? 445 00:36:37,712 --> 00:36:39,179 You said my sister was infected? 446 00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:41,474 Your sister's become a member of the undead. 447 00:36:41,650 --> 00:36:43,675 A night stalker. A bloodsucker. 448 00:36:43,852 --> 00:36:45,285 Nosferatu. 449 00:36:46,588 --> 00:36:49,022 Your sister's a suck monkey. 450 00:36:49,858 --> 00:36:52,088 Dude, that's... That's ridiculous, man. 451 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:55,752 Ridiculous? Then what are you doing here? 452 00:36:56,164 --> 00:36:59,725 Look, some crazy shit happened at my place after you left. 453 00:36:59,901 --> 00:37:01,528 Define "crazy shit. " 454 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,803 Well, this... This chick came into my house and... 455 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:10,809 And she sprouted fangs and then she turned into stone and exploded. 456 00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,612 Now, that's just ridiculous. 457 00:37:14,783 --> 00:37:17,547 Vampires don't just turn into stone and then explode. 458 00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,155 They have to be pierced through the heart with a sharp object. 459 00:37:22,524 --> 00:37:25,288 You know, I guess the antlers could have done that. 460 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:27,894 I thought it had to be a wooden stake or something. 461 00:37:28,063 --> 00:37:30,623 That's a myth. Any sharp object will do. 462 00:37:30,799 --> 00:37:33,165 As a matter of fact, it doesn't have to be sharp. 463 00:37:33,335 --> 00:37:36,031 It can be a blunt object, as long as it pierces the heart. 464 00:37:36,204 --> 00:37:38,729 You said my sister was one of them? 465 00:37:39,307 --> 00:37:41,605 - But how would that happen? - One of two ways: 466 00:37:41,776 --> 00:37:43,334 Either A, she was bit... 467 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:47,504 ...or B, she drank the blood of the head vampire. 468 00:37:48,216 --> 00:37:50,912 How do you know so much about vampires? 469 00:37:51,353 --> 00:37:53,821 Comic books, my friend, comic books. 470 00:37:53,989 --> 00:37:56,253 I ask you for answers and you give me comic books? 471 00:37:56,424 --> 00:38:00,019 A lot of valuable information can be gained by reading comic books. 472 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,924 For example... 473 00:38:02,364 --> 00:38:03,695 ...see here? 474 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:06,425 This poor sap's drinking the blood of the head vampire. 475 00:38:06,601 --> 00:38:10,162 They like to trick people by putting it into wine bottles. 476 00:38:40,869 --> 00:38:43,394 Dude, what are you drinking, man? 477 00:38:43,938 --> 00:38:45,064 Frog Juice. 478 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:48,300 Garlic, holy water and raw eggs. 479 00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:52,771 Okay, so what you're saying is, based on a comic book... 480 00:38:52,947 --> 00:38:55,472 ...my sister drank blood and now she's a vampire. 481 00:38:55,650 --> 00:38:58,210 Half. She's only half vampire. 482 00:38:58,386 --> 00:39:02,413 She won't make the transition to full bloodsucker until she makes her first kill. 483 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:05,787 - Great. - That is great, actually. 484 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,396 Because it means you still have time to save her mortal soul. 485 00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:15,264 All you have to do is kill the head vampire before she feeds. 486 00:40:41,589 --> 00:40:42,988 Hello? 487 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:46,216 Hello? 488 00:40:46,928 --> 00:40:48,987 It's open. 489 00:40:53,568 --> 00:40:55,092 Hi. 490 00:40:55,770 --> 00:40:57,670 I brought wine. 491 00:41:09,918 --> 00:41:11,943 I love wine. 492 00:41:31,439 --> 00:41:34,272 To be honest, I really didn't think you dug me all that much. 493 00:41:34,442 --> 00:41:37,036 - Why would you think that? - Just a vibe I got, I guess. 494 00:41:41,549 --> 00:41:43,779 What vibe are you getting now? 495 00:41:43,952 --> 00:41:46,420 A really good one. 496 00:42:02,537 --> 00:42:04,903 Nicole. Oh, shit. 497 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,971 Did...? Did you do it? 498 00:42:07,141 --> 00:42:09,735 - Get the hell out of here. - We didn't do anything, man. 499 00:42:09,911 --> 00:42:13,176 Dude, I didn't know you guys were born-again Christians or whatever. 500 00:42:16,517 --> 00:42:17,984 Man, I'm not using your sister. 501 00:42:18,152 --> 00:42:20,552 - Yeah, good to know. Thank you. - I really like her. 502 00:43:04,866 --> 00:43:09,200 This is basically one of those, like, good news/bad news scenario things. 503 00:43:09,370 --> 00:43:10,928 What do you want first? 504 00:43:11,105 --> 00:43:14,006 Oh, shit. Okay, the bad news. 505 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:17,736 Okay, the bad news is that the wine that Shane gave you the other night... 506 00:43:17,912 --> 00:43:20,244 ...wasn't wine, all right, it was blood. 507 00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:22,749 Shane's blood. 508 00:43:23,651 --> 00:43:24,879 Right. 509 00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:28,887 Okay, Chris, I know you don't like the guy, but, like, that's disgusting. 510 00:43:29,057 --> 00:43:32,424 No, and by drinking his blood, you've been turned into a vampire. 511 00:43:32,593 --> 00:43:34,925 Right, I'm a vampire, Chris. Great. 512 00:43:35,096 --> 00:43:37,690 Stop being such an asshole, I'm not a freaking vampire. 513 00:43:37,865 --> 00:43:40,163 I'm not being an asshole, Nicole. 514 00:43:40,601 --> 00:43:44,970 I know it sounds ridiculous, but take a look. 515 00:43:45,139 --> 00:43:46,333 See anything missing? 516 00:43:46,774 --> 00:43:48,002 You. 517 00:43:52,914 --> 00:43:55,974 No. Vampire. You weren't gonna make out with that kid... 518 00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:57,344 ...you were gonna eat him. 519 00:43:57,518 --> 00:44:00,749 You had fangs and crazy eyes, I saw it all. 520 00:44:06,427 --> 00:44:08,691 Okay, the good news better be really fucking good. 521 00:44:08,863 --> 00:44:11,559 No, the good news is great news, okay? 522 00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,497 See, right now you're only, like, half of a vampire. 523 00:44:14,669 --> 00:44:16,534 Which means you can be turned back human. 524 00:44:16,704 --> 00:44:19,798 As long as Eddie and I kill the head vampire before you feed. 525 00:44:19,974 --> 00:44:22,204 - So just don't eat anyone. - What? Who's Eddie? 526 00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:23,922 Eddie Frog, he's a vampire slayer. 527 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,029 - I thought he was a surfboard shaper. - Well, that too. 528 00:44:28,231 --> 00:44:30,392 Right. Okay. 529 00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:33,627 Let me just get this straight then. So you've teamed up... 530 00:44:33,803 --> 00:44:36,294 ...with a surfboard-shaper-slash-vampire-hunter... 531 00:44:36,473 --> 00:44:39,340 ...so you can kill this guy who I'm totally crushing on... 532 00:44:39,509 --> 00:44:42,535 :::so you can save me from eternal damnation? 533 00:44:42,712 --> 00:44:45,545 - Is that pretty much it? - Yeah, that's pretty much it. 534 00:44:51,121 --> 00:44:54,090 - No. Calm down, calm down. - No, Chris, I'm not gonna calm down. 535 00:44:54,257 --> 00:44:56,020 - No. - What's wrong with you? 536 00:44:56,193 --> 00:44:58,252 I tried to eat that guy, do you realize that? 537 00:44:58,428 --> 00:45:01,056 Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood? 538 00:45:01,231 --> 00:45:04,530 Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian. 539 00:46:13,803 --> 00:46:16,363 Is he behind Door Number 1? 540 00:46:16,906 --> 00:46:19,136 Door Number 2? 541 00:46:19,809 --> 00:46:21,640 Or Door Number... 542 00:46:22,879 --> 00:46:23,903 ...3? 543 00:46:47,737 --> 00:46:49,364 We're screwed. 544 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:53,970 There's just too many places where the nest could be. 545 00:46:54,744 --> 00:46:57,907 Look, I already told you, Shane's the head vampire. 546 00:46:58,081 --> 00:47:00,345 We went to party at his house a couple nights ago. 547 00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:02,485 It's gotta be the nest. 548 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:05,884 There's no way that any self-respecting vampire... 549 00:47:06,056 --> 00:47:08,024 ...would ever live in a place like that. 550 00:47:08,191 --> 00:47:12,719 I mean, they may use it as a lure or a place to feed... 551 00:47:13,263 --> 00:47:15,254 ...but they'd never sleep there. 552 00:47:15,432 --> 00:47:17,366 Vampires... 553 00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:21,767 ...always look for a place with a history of human suffering. 554 00:47:22,238 --> 00:47:26,197 Deep, dark, dank places. 555 00:47:27,277 --> 00:47:30,838 Places that never see the light of day. 556 00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:33,539 Places with lots of vermin. 557 00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:38,354 Places that smell of rot and earth... 558 00:47:38,755 --> 00:47:40,723 ...and decay. 559 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:55,766 Nicole. 560 00:47:58,541 --> 00:48:02,341 Nicole. 561 00:48:29,272 --> 00:48:31,263 Nicole. 562 00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:36,874 Hurry. 563 00:48:45,555 --> 00:48:47,250 Hurry. 564 00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:56,462 There's no way we can find out where the nest is... 565 00:48:56,633 --> 00:48:59,124 ...without you being in their inner circle. 566 00:48:59,302 --> 00:49:01,236 Well, then that's what I'll do. 567 00:49:01,771 --> 00:49:03,033 I'll get back in with them. 568 00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:06,642 - I'm gonna become one of them. - Don't be stupid, all right? 569 00:49:06,810 --> 00:49:09,074 They can read your thoughts before you have them. 570 00:49:09,245 --> 00:49:12,009 Come on, man. She's family, asshole. 571 00:49:19,355 --> 00:49:21,653 You hit a soft spot there. 572 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:24,387 I know what it's like to lose a sibling. 573 00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:31,463 If you're gonna do this, then you have to do it all the way. 574 00:49:31,901 --> 00:49:34,165 I mean, you have to be seduced by it. 575 00:49:34,337 --> 00:49:36,862 You have to succumb to it. 576 00:49:37,941 --> 00:49:43,004 You have to take it all the way to the brink of becoming a full vampire. 577 00:49:43,179 --> 00:49:47,309 And then you have to betray them at the last possible moment. 578 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,975 Do you think you can really handle that? 579 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,353 It's the only way, Eddie. 580 00:49:53,156 --> 00:49:54,714 Edgar. 581 00:49:54,891 --> 00:49:56,859 Sorry, Edgar. 582 00:49:57,026 --> 00:49:58,152 You know I'm right. 583 00:50:05,902 --> 00:50:07,529 It's a dangerous game. 584 00:50:08,304 --> 00:50:11,000 And it's one that you're likely to lose. 585 00:50:12,108 --> 00:50:13,939 So just know... 586 00:50:15,078 --> 00:50:17,046 ...if you forget your place... 587 00:50:17,647 --> 00:50:19,877 ...and you become one of them... 588 00:50:20,850 --> 00:50:23,182 ...I'll be coming for you. 589 00:51:39,751 --> 00:51:40,945 This shit's cool. 590 00:51:41,119 --> 00:51:44,145 Yo, Kyle, stop playing with yourself, man, the game gonna start. 591 00:51:44,323 --> 00:51:46,018 Fucking cheater. You know what? 592 00:51:46,191 --> 00:51:48,955 - I been calling you, brethren. You haven't been calling me. 593 00:51:49,127 --> 00:51:50,458 Shut up. 594 00:51:52,497 --> 00:51:53,657 Always with your crying. 595 00:51:53,832 --> 00:51:56,801 - Dude, quit it. Fucking cheater. - Listen, don't start crying. 596 00:51:56,969 --> 00:51:58,527 Check it out. Check it out. 597 00:51:58,704 --> 00:52:00,194 Tape them. 598 00:52:00,372 --> 00:52:02,169 - Tape them, man. - Skin out. 599 00:52:02,674 --> 00:52:06,075 So nice. Backside. 600 00:52:10,182 --> 00:52:12,650 Yeah, bitch. Holy fuck. 601 00:52:12,818 --> 00:52:14,911 - What the fuck is your problem? - Motherfucker. 602 00:52:15,087 --> 00:52:18,022 - You're a dead man. - Yeah, fucking blow me, buddy. Again. 603 00:52:18,190 --> 00:52:20,249 - Who's the cheater now? - Fucking white people. 604 00:52:20,425 --> 00:52:21,983 Pull this out. I ain't playing. 605 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:25,220 - You're gonna be all over the fucking Net. - Stop. Fuck off. 606 00:52:25,397 --> 00:52:27,297 Dude, you're fucking squirting everywhere. 607 00:52:27,466 --> 00:52:28,763 - You're a squirter. - Shane. 608 00:52:54,259 --> 00:52:56,124 What about my brother? 609 00:52:56,495 --> 00:52:57,894 I don't wanna lose him. 610 00:52:58,063 --> 00:52:59,655 You won't. 611 00:53:05,604 --> 00:53:07,469 Trust me. 612 00:54:50,753 --> 00:54:51,981 Full name? 613 00:54:52,154 --> 00:54:53,883 Uh, Nicole. 614 00:54:55,157 --> 00:54:56,681 Em... 615 00:54:56,925 --> 00:54:58,517 Emerson. 616 00:55:00,395 --> 00:55:02,260 All right, we'll call you. 617 00:55:02,431 --> 00:55:04,922 That's it? Just gonna type her name onto a computer... 618 00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:07,568 ...and hope someone turns her in like a dog pound? 619 00:55:07,736 --> 00:55:10,466 - Isn't that kind of passive? - Son, we have a system. 620 00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:12,834 Officer, there's gotta be something you can do... 621 00:55:13,008 --> 00:55:16,068 - Sheriff. - Sheriff, I'm sorry. 622 00:55:16,311 --> 00:55:17,642 I'm really worried about her. 623 00:55:17,813 --> 00:55:20,077 McGRAW: We have a lot of missing persons around here. 624 00:55:20,249 --> 00:55:23,412 I know. I mean, what if they're not missing, you know? 625 00:55:23,585 --> 00:55:25,052 It could be something else. 626 00:55:25,220 --> 00:55:27,313 Son, hit the road. We have a system. 627 00:55:30,659 --> 00:55:32,923 Luna Bay. Sheriff McGraw. 628 00:55:33,362 --> 00:55:35,023 Really? How big? 629 00:55:35,464 --> 00:55:38,092 Yeah, last week I caught about a 25-pounder. 630 00:55:49,044 --> 00:55:51,444 Not very helpful, huh? 631 00:55:52,514 --> 00:55:55,642 Yeah, I was gonna ask them if they could help us find Lisa. 632 00:55:55,818 --> 00:55:58,480 Haven't seen her in a couple of days. 633 00:55:59,488 --> 00:56:02,946 Hey, didn't I see you with her last? 634 00:56:04,993 --> 00:56:06,688 Where's my sister, man? 635 00:56:06,862 --> 00:56:09,456 Oh, yeah, your sister. 636 00:56:09,631 --> 00:56:11,326 Man, I saw her like an hour ago. 637 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:13,764 She looked like she was having a really good time. 638 00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:15,460 Where the hell is my sister, man? 639 00:56:15,637 --> 00:56:19,334 Oh, hey, hey. Relax, little man, okay? 640 00:56:19,508 --> 00:56:23,911 Trust me when I tell you this is, right here, a time that you wanna keep your cool... 641 00:56:24,079 --> 00:56:26,570 ...if you ever wanna see Nicole again. 642 00:56:33,856 --> 00:56:35,380 What do you want? 643 00:56:36,725 --> 00:56:38,454 It's not what I want, bro... 644 00:56:39,094 --> 00:56:41,358 ...it's what Shane wants. 645 00:56:42,898 --> 00:56:44,798 Get in the car. 646 00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:33,271 How's it, ladies? 647 00:57:37,152 --> 00:57:39,848 Mr. Vampire Slayer, how you doing? 648 00:57:40,088 --> 00:57:41,749 You okay? 649 00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:43,557 I'm good. 650 00:57:43,725 --> 00:57:45,488 I'm really good. 651 00:57:49,631 --> 00:57:51,895 Sorry about last night, man. 652 00:57:53,001 --> 00:57:55,435 You were protecting your sister. 653 00:57:56,405 --> 00:57:58,032 I get it. 654 00:57:59,708 --> 00:58:01,471 But I'd never do anything to hurt her. 655 00:58:01,643 --> 00:58:07,878 In fact, once you understand it a little more, you'll see I've given Nicole a gift. 656 00:58:10,419 --> 00:58:13,855 Do you know how much the fear of death has limited you, Chris? 657 00:58:14,022 --> 00:58:16,650 The negative impact it's had on your life? 658 00:58:17,693 --> 00:58:19,957 You're probably not even aware of it. 659 00:58:20,128 --> 00:58:24,292 And I'm not just talking about the fear of your own death, no. 660 00:58:25,033 --> 00:58:29,094 Look at what the fear of losing your loved ones has done to you. 661 00:58:30,238 --> 00:58:32,638 You've been so worried about losing Nicole... 662 00:58:32,808 --> 00:58:37,006 ...that it's made you paranoid and overprotective. 663 00:58:38,313 --> 00:58:40,975 I can take that fear away. 664 00:58:41,350 --> 00:58:45,013 I can make you part of a real family, Chris. 665 00:58:45,821 --> 00:58:48,255 One that never dies. 666 00:58:50,058 --> 00:58:54,188 Kyle's human family wrote him off a long time ago. 667 00:58:54,596 --> 00:58:57,190 They thought he was suicidal. 668 00:58:57,366 --> 00:58:59,527 But I saw him for what he truly was... 669 00:59:00,068 --> 00:59:02,502 ...an adrenaline junkie. 670 00:59:04,539 --> 00:59:08,031 Erik, well, the less we say about his past, the better. 671 00:59:08,210 --> 00:59:12,476 We wouldn't wanna make you an accessory after the fact, now would we? 672 00:59:13,749 --> 00:59:17,048 And Jonny boy, well... 673 00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:22,089 ...after you shattered his knee, he was never supposed to surf again. 674 00:59:23,492 --> 00:59:24,584 Look at him now. 675 00:59:25,627 --> 00:59:27,151 Stronger than ever, bro. 676 00:59:28,764 --> 00:59:32,530 But for you to truly understand what we are, Chris... 677 00:59:32,701 --> 00:59:35,602 ...you have to see the world the way we do. 678 00:59:36,538 --> 00:59:38,699 You and your sister... 679 00:59:39,041 --> 00:59:41,134 ...will never grow old... 680 00:59:41,543 --> 00:59:44,979 ...you'll never die and you'll never know fear again. 681 00:59:46,348 --> 00:59:48,612 But you have to take that first step. 682 01:00:03,765 --> 01:00:05,130 And what's that? 683 01:00:07,035 --> 01:00:10,903 It's a little something me and the boys came up with. 684 01:00:38,567 --> 01:00:41,263 Warriors. 685 01:00:42,471 --> 01:00:45,463 - What the...? - Come out to play. 686 01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,198 Let's go. 687 01:01:08,096 --> 01:01:09,461 Oh, shit. 688 01:01:09,631 --> 01:01:11,895 Now! Now! 689 01:01:33,755 --> 01:01:35,416 Yo, hold up. 690 01:01:38,293 --> 01:01:40,659 Let him out, Kyle. 691 01:01:58,513 --> 01:01:59,810 How do you like that, bitch? 692 01:02:01,716 --> 01:02:02,978 Go, go. 693 01:02:32,914 --> 01:02:34,347 Jump it, Chris. 694 01:02:45,126 --> 01:02:46,491 Fuck you! 695 01:02:46,661 --> 01:02:49,357 - Fuck you. - Yeah. 696 01:03:02,477 --> 01:03:04,342 Fuck you! 697 01:03:17,826 --> 01:03:19,293 How do you like that? 698 01:03:19,461 --> 01:03:22,055 Hey, on top of the world, Ma. 699 01:03:28,770 --> 01:03:29,862 Hold on, brother. 700 01:03:30,038 --> 01:03:32,768 It's a private club and you're not a member. 701 01:03:32,941 --> 01:03:35,136 Not yet, anyway. 702 01:03:37,979 --> 01:03:39,139 Well, what if I say yes? 703 01:03:40,515 --> 01:03:43,006 Think long and hard about it, Chris. 704 01:03:43,184 --> 01:03:46,585 Once you join the tribe, there's no turning back. 705 01:04:04,973 --> 01:04:07,134 Your check bounced. 706 01:04:07,842 --> 01:04:11,141 No, it's... I transferred some money from one account to the other, so... 707 01:04:11,313 --> 01:04:15,306 Save the bull for your buddies. I'm gonna need a new security deposit immediately. 708 01:04:15,483 --> 01:04:18,919 It's gonna need to be in the form of a cashier's check or a money order. 709 01:04:19,087 --> 01:04:21,749 Maybe this is my fault. Maybe I gave the wrong impression. 710 01:04:21,923 --> 01:04:24,551 Come on, it's not that big of a deal. Just wait two days. 711 01:04:24,726 --> 01:04:27,957 Just let me finish. Could you please take your sunglasses off? 712 01:04:28,129 --> 01:04:30,256 I can't talk to you unless I can see your eyes. 713 01:04:30,432 --> 01:04:33,560 Look, I didn't want you guys to feel like I was trying to step in... 714 01:04:33,735 --> 01:04:37,171 ...and act like your parents, but that doesn't mean you can go crazy here. 715 01:04:37,339 --> 01:04:41,901 I saw your sister had a guy over last night. How old is she? 716 01:04:42,610 --> 01:04:45,374 - She's almost, like, 18. - That means she's 17 years old. 717 01:04:45,547 --> 01:04:48,914 And you coming and going at all hours of the day and night... 718 01:04:49,084 --> 01:04:51,678 You know, I have a reputation to think of, I... 719 01:04:51,853 --> 01:04:53,980 I realize I am not your mother, but... 720 01:04:54,155 --> 01:04:57,921 But you... Doesn't mean you can behave like this on my property. 721 01:04:58,093 --> 01:04:59,958 All right, I'm sorry. 722 01:05:03,164 --> 01:05:05,064 Yeah, me too. 723 01:05:07,135 --> 01:05:10,332 Partying all night, sleeping all day. 724 01:05:10,505 --> 01:05:13,269 You both need to quit acting like a couple of vampires. 725 01:05:24,452 --> 01:05:26,818 This is ridiculous. 726 01:05:48,309 --> 01:05:50,470 You and your sister... 727 01:05:50,779 --> 01:05:52,770 ...will never grow old... 728 01:05:53,314 --> 01:05:56,750 ...you'll never die and you'll never know fear again. 729 01:06:53,675 --> 01:06:56,940 You're sharking it, man, you're sharking it. 730 01:06:57,846 --> 01:06:59,438 Who wants some? 731 01:06:59,614 --> 01:07:01,206 Now you ask? 732 01:07:01,382 --> 01:07:04,010 - Where we headed? - Devil's Reef. 733 01:07:04,185 --> 01:07:06,949 I hear it's firing right now. 734 01:07:07,188 --> 01:07:11,215 - We're paddling out tonight? - Yeah, why not? 735 01:07:11,392 --> 01:07:14,418 There's no moon, bet we're not gonna see anything. 736 01:07:17,899 --> 01:07:20,129 What, you guys have night vision or something? 737 01:07:20,301 --> 01:07:22,633 What kind of night vision you chatting about, boy? 738 01:07:22,804 --> 01:07:26,262 - Can't you turn yourselves into bats? - Way too many movies, bro. 739 01:07:26,441 --> 01:07:29,638 Yeah, we don't have night vision, Chris. 740 01:07:30,111 --> 01:07:34,241 Bats, they don't actually have night vision either, they have sonar. 741 01:07:34,415 --> 01:07:36,007 You know what? You're half right. 742 01:07:36,184 --> 01:07:38,982 Like I told you before, we do see things differently. 743 01:07:39,454 --> 01:07:41,285 Kind of like you're about to. 744 01:07:46,127 --> 01:07:49,096 After you have a little taste of this. 745 01:08:31,339 --> 01:08:33,307 Bye, boy. 746 01:08:47,155 --> 01:08:50,613 - You haven't seen anything yet, Chris. - No, you ain't. You're not done yet. 747 01:08:50,792 --> 01:08:54,228 Wait till you see the girls we got waiting for us at the reef, bro. 748 01:08:58,132 --> 01:09:00,362 It's gonna be crazy, bro. 749 01:09:01,302 --> 01:09:04,135 Crazy. 750 01:09:28,696 --> 01:09:30,926 All right, my turn. 751 01:09:34,168 --> 01:09:36,363 Did you ever hear of getting your own thing? 752 01:09:36,537 --> 01:09:38,630 Did you ever hear of shutting the hell up? 753 01:09:38,806 --> 01:09:41,297 You mind yourself, boy. Mister, ease off. 754 01:09:41,476 --> 01:09:42,875 All right, enough. 755 01:09:44,445 --> 01:09:46,276 What? What, what? 756 01:09:46,447 --> 01:09:47,607 Camera, please. 757 01:09:48,449 --> 01:09:49,916 All right, girls. 758 01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:20,482 I dare you guys to kiss. 759 01:10:20,655 --> 01:10:22,316 - Double dare? - Double dare. 760 01:10:25,993 --> 01:10:28,461 Oh, fuck, are you seeing this? Seriously, watch. 761 01:10:30,698 --> 01:10:31,995 I think so. 762 01:10:36,037 --> 01:10:37,299 Guys? Oh, hey. 763 01:10:37,471 --> 01:10:39,632 - We're out of here. - Where are you going? 764 01:10:39,807 --> 01:10:41,832 Back to our place... 765 01:10:42,009 --> 01:10:43,738 ...for a drink. - I'll come with you. 766 01:10:43,911 --> 01:10:46,573 No, hang back, Chris, there's plenty for you to do here. 767 01:10:46,747 --> 01:10:50,547 Besides, this is Nicole's time. 768 01:10:59,460 --> 01:11:00,825 Just have a seat, man. 769 01:11:02,363 --> 01:11:04,160 Attaboy. 770 01:11:21,282 --> 01:11:22,613 So check this out. 771 01:11:23,451 --> 01:11:27,751 Do you know that salt water and blood are basically the same thing? 772 01:11:28,155 --> 01:11:29,645 It's true. 773 01:11:29,824 --> 01:11:33,021 There's a French biologist that did this experiment on a stray dog... 774 01:11:33,194 --> 01:11:35,094 ...around the turn of the century. 775 01:11:35,262 --> 01:11:39,255 He drained all the blood out of the dog and replaced it with diluted seawater... 776 01:11:39,433 --> 01:11:43,130 ...and everybody thought that this dog was gonna die. 777 01:11:43,671 --> 01:11:45,400 Except the dog didn't. 778 01:11:45,573 --> 01:11:49,634 What they found is that all the missing blood had regenerated. 779 01:11:49,977 --> 01:11:52,275 The saltwater became blood. 780 01:11:52,513 --> 01:11:57,746 And after that, the dog was more alive and vibrant than it ever had been before. 781 01:11:59,019 --> 01:12:03,456 The dog went on to live a long and very healthy life. 782 01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:12,291 To long life, Chris. 783 01:12:25,946 --> 01:12:27,675 Let me try some of that. 784 01:12:28,682 --> 01:12:31,651 I don't really think you'd find it too much to your liking. 785 01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:34,287 You might wanna just stick with the beer. 786 01:12:38,726 --> 01:12:43,322 So what exactly was the point of your very long and boring story, Jon? 787 01:12:43,497 --> 01:12:45,488 Basically, what he's trying to say is... 788 01:12:45,666 --> 01:12:47,463 ...we're vampires. 789 01:12:49,170 --> 01:12:52,731 - Ooh. Scary. - No, but seriously... 790 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:55,774 ...we're vampires. 791 01:13:02,483 --> 01:13:04,280 Help me! 792 01:13:06,854 --> 01:13:07,878 No, no, no. 793 01:13:09,156 --> 01:13:11,624 No, please. 794 01:13:18,430 --> 01:13:19,988 Let me go. 795 01:13:20,165 --> 01:13:21,757 Shut the fuck up. 796 01:13:23,735 --> 01:13:25,635 No, no, no. 797 01:13:28,941 --> 01:13:32,377 I'm thinking I love this girl. Oh, fuck, I love this girl. 798 01:13:36,214 --> 01:13:38,205 Do it. 799 01:13:40,785 --> 01:13:44,118 Do it! 800 01:13:45,156 --> 01:13:47,317 Run. Go. 801 01:13:47,491 --> 01:13:48,981 Come on. 802 01:14:14,252 --> 01:14:15,685 You're fucked up, bro. 803 01:14:15,854 --> 01:14:19,654 Shane's not around to save your ass and I've had it with your attitude. 804 01:14:29,467 --> 01:14:31,992 Guess you think I'm kidding you, bud... 805 01:14:33,204 --> 01:14:34,831 ...but it ain't so. 806 01:14:35,607 --> 01:14:38,770 Where's Shane now, bi...? Fuck. 807 01:15:11,404 --> 01:15:14,032 You ain't got no fucking stick now, do you? 808 01:15:15,775 --> 01:15:17,037 Come on, let's finish this. 809 01:15:17,209 --> 01:15:18,904 Hey! 810 01:15:20,546 --> 01:15:21,740 Who ordered the stake? 811 01:15:25,718 --> 01:15:27,447 Are you cool? 812 01:15:27,620 --> 01:15:28,917 Yeah, I'm cool. 813 01:15:29,088 --> 01:15:32,421 I said, are you cool? 814 01:15:32,591 --> 01:15:33,888 Show me your teeth. 815 01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:35,755 I said I'm cool. 816 01:15:35,928 --> 01:15:38,761 And I said, show me your teeth. 817 01:15:40,066 --> 01:15:43,661 I am cool. 818 01:15:44,103 --> 01:15:47,095 Yeah, I can see that. 819 01:15:47,540 --> 01:15:49,974 We don't have time for this shit, Eddie. 820 01:15:50,142 --> 01:15:53,373 We have to get to the nest and get my sister before she feeds. 821 01:15:55,915 --> 01:15:58,213 That's what I'm talking about. 822 01:16:00,753 --> 01:16:02,846 I hate fucking vampires. 823 01:16:14,433 --> 01:16:15,695 What are you doing, man? 824 01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:17,836 Turning this into holy water. 825 01:16:18,003 --> 01:16:20,369 - I'm a minister. - You're a minister? 826 01:16:20,539 --> 01:16:22,336 Yup. I got ordained online. 827 01:16:22,508 --> 01:16:26,376 I'm officially recognized by the International Association of Online Ministers... 828 01:16:26,545 --> 01:16:30,743 ...as the Honorable Reverend Edgar Frog, the vampire hunter. 829 01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:32,383 Did you study for that? 830 01:16:32,551 --> 01:16:35,418 No. I went to the website, filled out a couple forms... 831 01:16:35,588 --> 01:16:36,885 ...and clicked "Ordain Me. " 832 01:16:37,056 --> 01:16:41,425 Now, before going into battle, there's a few things that you need to be briefed on. 833 01:16:41,594 --> 01:16:45,052 First of all, when a vampire buys it, it's never a pretty sight. 834 01:16:45,231 --> 01:16:47,256 No two bloodsuckers go out the same way. 835 01:16:47,433 --> 01:16:50,561 Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode... 836 01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,829 ...but all will try to take you with them. 837 01:16:53,005 --> 01:16:55,337 As far as your arsenal of vamp artillery: 838 01:16:55,508 --> 01:16:56,600 We got stakes. 839 01:16:56,775 --> 01:16:59,505 Got some wooden ones, got some metal ones... 840 01:16:59,945 --> 01:17:01,537 ...and some carbon-fibers. 841 01:17:01,714 --> 01:17:04,114 I like the resins, they're light and easy to handle. 842 01:17:04,283 --> 01:17:07,741 That said, there's nothing as good as the old-fashioned, classic wood job. 843 01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:10,150 Safe, sturdy, reliable. 844 01:17:10,322 --> 01:17:14,691 Next, we have my air-propelled-rocket grenade launcher for holy-water balloons. 845 01:17:14,860 --> 01:17:16,657 This is my baby, don't touch it. 846 01:17:16,829 --> 01:17:18,797 We also have one of these. 847 01:17:18,964 --> 01:17:21,432 - You know how to use this, right? - Yeah, totally. 848 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:24,569 - Okay, good. - No, dude, I have no idea what that is. 849 01:17:24,737 --> 01:17:26,034 It's a garlic bolo. 850 01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:29,771 Never mind, I'll hold on to this one. 851 01:17:31,744 --> 01:17:34,372 Let's go kill some vampires. 852 01:17:58,771 --> 01:18:01,001 They know we're here. 853 01:18:26,432 --> 01:18:28,366 Are you ready? 854 01:18:30,603 --> 01:18:33,663 I guess so. You guess so? 855 01:18:37,042 --> 01:18:38,907 I know so. 856 01:18:47,453 --> 01:18:49,353 Help me. 857 01:18:51,857 --> 01:18:53,518 Help me. 858 01:19:05,137 --> 01:19:06,866 You smell that? 859 01:19:09,341 --> 01:19:12,504 Smells like fungus or death. 860 01:19:14,213 --> 01:19:16,807 It's vampire BO. 861 01:19:51,517 --> 01:19:52,950 What? 862 01:19:54,253 --> 01:19:56,915 - What the hell are you talking about? - Just follow me. 863 01:20:10,536 --> 01:20:13,562 Nicole, help me. 864 01:20:14,673 --> 01:20:15,970 Evan. 865 01:20:20,446 --> 01:20:21,674 I can't. 866 01:20:22,114 --> 01:20:24,378 You said you were ready. 867 01:20:25,317 --> 01:20:26,978 But I know him. 868 01:20:28,887 --> 01:20:31,947 Well, he's the only thing that still stands between us, Nicole. 869 01:20:32,124 --> 01:20:34,649 The only thing that stands between you and immortality. 870 01:20:34,827 --> 01:20:37,421 If you wanna be with me... 871 01:20:37,596 --> 01:20:38,824 ...if you love me... 872 01:20:38,997 --> 01:20:41,056 ...you'll do this. 873 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:09,324 Quiet, man, you'll wake the dead. 874 01:21:09,495 --> 01:21:10,928 Chris. 875 01:21:11,730 --> 01:21:13,254 Chris. 876 01:21:16,502 --> 01:21:18,129 Chris. 877 01:21:18,704 --> 01:21:19,932 Shit. 878 01:21:20,105 --> 01:21:23,233 What part of "stay together" don't you understand? 879 01:22:41,878 --> 01:22:44,039 I smell ugly. 880 01:23:01,230 --> 01:23:02,390 Chris. 881 01:23:04,834 --> 01:23:06,461 Come on, Chris. 882 01:23:06,636 --> 01:23:08,035 Chris isn't here, Eddie... 883 01:23:08,471 --> 01:23:09,961 ...but your brother is. 884 01:23:10,139 --> 01:23:12,073 Where are you? 885 01:23:18,781 --> 01:23:20,476 Yup, it's ugly. 886 01:23:22,518 --> 01:23:23,883 Missed. 887 01:23:29,458 --> 01:23:31,688 Pop goes the weasel. 888 01:23:57,119 --> 01:23:58,780 Chris. 889 01:24:00,656 --> 01:24:03,022 Stay forever. 890 01:24:03,192 --> 01:24:05,717 Live forever. 891 01:24:05,895 --> 01:24:08,762 Stay with family. 892 01:24:08,931 --> 01:24:10,193 Chris. 893 01:24:12,702 --> 01:24:14,033 Chris. 894 01:24:15,137 --> 01:24:16,866 Welcome. 895 01:24:35,925 --> 01:24:36,983 Chris. 896 01:24:39,795 --> 01:24:43,492 I've been waiting to meet someone like you for quite some time, Chris. 897 01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:46,965 Someone that would push the boundaries, someone that would challenge me. 898 01:24:47,136 --> 01:24:49,331 - I saw that in you. - Chris. 899 01:24:54,143 --> 01:24:56,543 I don't wanna lose my brother. 900 01:24:57,079 --> 01:24:59,411 Come on, taking in someone's essence... 901 01:24:59,582 --> 01:25:01,641 ...consuming living human blood... 902 01:25:01,817 --> 01:25:03,978 ...that's the real rush. 903 01:25:15,798 --> 01:25:16,856 No! 904 01:25:17,033 --> 01:25:18,091 Shane! 905 01:25:22,271 --> 01:25:24,205 No. Shane. Stop. 906 01:25:24,373 --> 01:25:27,308 You're killing him. Shane! 907 01:25:29,178 --> 01:25:30,702 No! 908 01:25:41,924 --> 01:25:43,152 Nicole. 909 01:25:43,326 --> 01:25:45,157 Why? 910 01:25:45,328 --> 01:25:47,057 He's family, asshole. 911 01:25:49,398 --> 01:25:51,195 Shane. 912 01:25:54,136 --> 01:25:55,160 Shane, stop. 913 01:26:12,755 --> 01:26:14,313 Nicole. 914 01:26:16,859 --> 01:26:18,554 Nicole. 915 01:26:18,728 --> 01:26:21,060 Nicole. 916 01:26:21,630 --> 01:26:23,598 Nicole. 917 01:26:37,813 --> 01:26:40,111 Build a man a fire... 918 01:26:40,716 --> 01:26:42,775 ...and he's warm for a day. 919 01:26:43,986 --> 01:26:46,420 Light a man on fire... 920 01:26:47,490 --> 01:26:50,391 ...and he's warm for the rest of his life. 921 01:27:02,772 --> 01:27:05,900 You'll be getting a bill for my services. 922 01:27:38,007 --> 01:27:41,408 - Thanks, Eddie. - Hey, it's what I do. 923 01:27:43,112 --> 01:27:44,636 And it's Edgar. 924 01:27:54,090 --> 01:27:55,580 Hey, is it...? 925 01:27:55,758 --> 01:27:57,623 Is it cool if I call you sometime? 926 01:27:57,793 --> 01:27:59,784 Uh... 927 01:28:00,329 --> 01:28:02,024 Okay. 928 01:28:03,332 --> 01:28:04,890 Yes! 929 01:28:14,243 --> 01:28:15,938 Woo-hoo! 930 01:28:54,450 --> 01:28:57,248 This is completely unacceptable. 931 01:28:58,120 --> 01:29:00,452 I know exactly what you've been up to. 932 01:29:00,623 --> 01:29:04,081 I am telling you, it has to stop right now. 933 01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:08,356 I will not stand by and watch two young people that I care about... 934 01:29:08,531 --> 01:29:10,658 ...fall into this trap, you hear me? 935 01:29:14,503 --> 01:29:18,837 So if I so much as see one seed... 936 01:29:19,308 --> 01:29:22,141 ...or catch one whiff of reefer... 937 01:29:22,311 --> 01:29:25,007 And believe me, I know what it smells like. 938 01:29:25,181 --> 01:29:26,546 I'm calling the cops. 939 01:29:26,715 --> 01:29:31,880 No warning. We are talking zero tolerance, you got that? 940 01:29:32,788 --> 01:29:35,985 End of discussion. 941 01:30:31,013 --> 01:30:33,106 Cut the theatrics. 942 01:30:33,983 --> 01:30:36,144 I know you're out there. 943 01:30:36,318 --> 01:30:37,649 Show yourself. 944 01:30:42,925 --> 01:30:45,018 That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam. 945 01:30:45,194 --> 01:30:47,162 Easy there, compadre. 946 01:30:47,329 --> 01:30:49,354 After all the shit that you pulled? 947 01:30:49,531 --> 01:30:54,468 I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that. 948 01:30:54,637 --> 01:30:57,663 You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened? 949 01:30:57,840 --> 01:30:59,774 No, I've already forgiven you. 950 01:30:59,942 --> 01:31:02,274 It's water under the bridge. 951 01:31:02,778 --> 01:31:04,405 Stay there. 952 01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:08,539 - You don't want it to go down like this. - Oh, it's going down like this. 953 01:31:08,717 --> 01:31:10,014 I'm warning you. 954 01:31:10,185 --> 01:31:11,007 Hey, I'm trembling.